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I Kicked A Vampire In The Nuts

Lil-Miss-Massacre

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Reads 246,430
Votes 5,362
Parts 25
Time 2h 56m

Lil-Miss-Massacre

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'It all started on Thursday morning.'

Vampires don't exist. Right? So how was I supposed to know that by accidentally kicking one in the nuts I was going to be changing the course of my life as I knew it.All Rights Reserved

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