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The Irony War

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Have you ever been so humiliated, so embarrassed, that you just wanted the ground to swallow you up whole? Well...what if it did?

Imagine your most embarrassing moment, and times it by ten. This was Ruby Parkinson's day. The most worst, unimaginable series of unfortunate and humiliating events happen all in one day, and she wishes the ground would just swallow her up and take her away from her pitiful life. Guess what? It did. She is now snuck in a whole new world where she has to undergo a series of quests and challenges to get back, all to survive. Because of her wish, the only way to get back is by winning the Irony War. This is where she must unleash her own humiliating moments against others, and vice vs. Who ever loses the challenge of the most humiliating moment, dies of humiliation. This is the Irony War. The prize being: their dignity and the makeover of a life time.

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