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"Chilling in my comfy onesie! Chilling, chilling, chilling in my unicorn onesie!" I sang while doing a little dance. Then I heard laughing behind me. 

"Who goes there?" I said spinning around and doing a ninja pose. Oh my lord! Nosebleed! I am looking at two (hot) guys right now. One was laughing and one was glaring. My eyes narrowed on the one laughing. Is he laughing at me???

"What you laughing at? Huh? Huh? You wanna piece of me? Do ya? Come on I'll take you! I'll beat you're arse!" I said jumping back and fourth on my heels.

"Blake you idiot, stop laughing and get her or so help me I will kick you in the throat!" Mr. Grumpy threatened.

"Whaaa???" I questioned confuzzled. 

"Why you so mean to me?" He whined but walked to me anyways. 

"Shut up, I'll start the van." He growled and left the room. Whoah, someone's on there period.  And I am one hundred percent sure it's not me.

"Come on, let's go." Blake said picking me up bridal style. 

"What? No! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!" I yelled thrashing in his arms.

"To late" he smirked and placed me in the van. uh-oh.
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Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you, Maya Greene, 18 year old girl. She is your bubbly, weird, and as some people may say, very childish kind of girl. But what can you say? She is a child at heart. What will happen after she get kidnapped? Read to find out! Enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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