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Pick Me Up

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"You can call me Nemo, because I'm not afraid to touch the butt."

"Excuse me?"

"I see London, I see France, now let me see in your underpants."

"Listen here you little piece of-"

"I heard you're a Gryffinwhore because you let all the wizards Slytherin."

"What the actual fu-"

"You turn my software into hardware."

"You pervert! You little piece of shi-!"


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Fixing The Bad Girl by baibeeraccoon

I looked up from his hand to his face and let me tell you he was pretty good looking. I mean he looked like every other boy except he had stubble and his eyes were fucking amazing They were like a blueish-grey and just damn. He smirked at me and I put on my best bitch face before snapping at him. "Get your fucking hand off of me before I break it." "I-I'm sorry it's just the noise was bothering me." "Next time tell me don't touch me." Draven was the bitchest bitch in the school and the new kid challenged that. What Draven didn't know was that one boy could change her life.

Outcasts by bluebird0904

"The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the grass is swaying in the wind. What a beautiful day to be outside and at the spring fling." "True, all true." "Now where are you, you little demon?" ******** One mis-dial A couple of jokes Two people A sequel that may blow your mind *********** Spin-off of Misfits. You don't need to read that book first, but it is recommended so you know about some of the characters. Cover by @RaghaddMurad

Fake Number by GraceingYourPresence

"Hey cute guy I met in Starbucks!" "Um.. hello? I'm sorry but I don't work in Starbucks" "Oh shit, did I type the number in wrong?" ...

Stalker Girl [COMPLETED] by bmv555

[COMPLETED] "I could bring some lunch and drop it off at your house if you give me your address......" "Oh hell no!!! I don't want some 60 year old creep going around my neighborhood dropping food and running after little girls. " "Excuse me. But this '60 something year old creep' is a college student who is 21 and VERY hot. He was trying to be nice to his friend, who by the looks of it, is actually a stalker going around calling innocent boys and trying to seduce them. TRYING being the key word here. " .............................................................................. When a crazy sarcastic girl prank calls and meets her "Prince Charming " (9-OCT-2018) Previously known as "PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLYFISH" COVER BY - @ashesofinfinity March 29th- April 6 th- Published and Completed.

The Wrong Number by prerna_lamz

*COMPLETED* #1 on Wattpad -1/12/2018 "Hel-" "JUDY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I'M DYING HERE!" "Uh..shouldn't you call 911 if you're dying?" *** Where Kenneth Jones accidentally dials a wrong number and finds himself amidst weird conversations, 3 am jokes, flirty and sarcastic comments and maybe between all these he finds the one that may be possibly destined by fate for him.

Dysarthria | Dialogue Story ✔ by HappyEndingWriter

Dys • ar • thri • a difficult or unclear articulation speech that is otherwise linguistically normal - Doubt it? How do you know this blossoming friendship won't turn into something more? Cuz that kind of stuff only happens in Wattpad books. Someone texting or calling the wrong number, they fall in love, meet in person, confess their undying love for each other, happily ever after, the end. Too cliché. Even for me. - Gracie Summers was born with a brain injury which led to dysarthria. She hardly every spoke to anyone outside her family, and even then, she used short sentences. When she receives a text from the wrong number, will she develop feelings for him or succumb to the threats from the girl whose number he was supposed to text that night? {EDITED COMPLETE BY ME / @JULIE_PROOFEDIT } Word count // 20,000 Word count (after editing) // 50,000+ #15 / 26.1K stories in 'truestory' tag {7/21/2022} #1 / 44.5K stories in 'nonfiction' tag {5/17/22} #1 / 302K stories in 'shortstory' tag {5/27/22} #1 / 168K stories in 'call' tag {8/6/22} #1 / 132K stories in 'short' tag {6/8/22} #1 / 186K stories in 'comedy' tag {7/21/24} #8 / 238K stories 'funny' tag {7/22/24}

Talk Music To Me by hothatsweethis

When Judaline gets a call from her college's latest soccer star, she doesn't expect him to be a goof. But self-proclaimed goofball, Caleb White makes it his mission to impress the sassy girl with cheesy song lyrics, childish talks and lots of laughter. One phone call. Many songs. Lots of smiles. "So do you like the Beatles?" ''Y-yeah, why do you-" "Hey Jude, don't make it bad-" "Please don't." "Take a sad song and make it better." " ............" __________________________________ These are a series of dialogues over text/call. ____________________________________ HIGHEST RANKING: #1 Call #1 Dialogue #2 Pick up lines

The Wrong April Fools text by imu_tiramisoo

"Bro, she cheated on me" "Who dis?" "Yea, I saw her kissing all over the guy" "Is this an April fools joke?" "I should've confronted her " "Haha this is a horrible joke, you know that?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What would you do if you got a text on April fools? Any sane person would block the number but Morgan Mae Hearst is just stubborn. Being the nerd in school doesn't bring that much excitement into Morgan's life especially when you're invisible until a certain text comes to her life in April Fools. Instead of blocking the number, Morgan texted him back. Nicolas Klyne found out his girlfriend cheated on him during April Fools. Knowing this, he did the first thing he thought of, tell his friends. Realizing that he informed the wrong number and the wrong person he apologizes but never in a million years would he think that it would be a 'thing'. *WARNING* 1) CURSE WORDS AHEAD!!! 2) 3-4 non- dialogue story ig: @syneshouse A/N: This is supposed to be a quick read. This isn't supposed to have any complicated plots or anything, just the development of two strangers that happens to stumble on each other.

Wrong Number Included | ✔ by taledust

"Aurel?" "I told you I'm not a girl" "Well, since I haven't seen you, your sexuality is not confirmed" "You want me to send you a pic of my penis?" "tempting but no" #1 in short story [7/22/16] Book Two From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved This book was edited by @LunaValdez24

Coffee & Cats | ✔ by taledust

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Fixing The Bad Girl

I looked up from his hand to his face and let me tell you he was pretty good looking. I mean he looked like every other boy except he had stubble and his eyes were fucking amazing They were like a blueish-grey and just damn. He smirked at me and I put on my best bitch face before snapping at him. "Get your fucking hand off of me before I break it." "I-I'm sorry it's just the noise was bothering me." "Next time tell me don't touch me." Draven was the bitchest bitch in the school and the new kid challenged that. What Draven didn't know was that one boy could change her life.