A Dark Skit on Rural Life
Kit_is_not_a_Cat
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Kit_is_not_a_Cat
Sedang Ditulis, Pertama kali diterbitkan Ogo 11, 2017
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This skit contains Farmer-boys in drag, slutty Mothers, stolen sheepdogs and an inordinate amount of Tampons. I was baby-sitting a preciously wily 11 year old recently. He escaped from the house while I was making a cup of tea. He finds this hilarious, but also thinks the implications are nightmare-worthy. Rural people can't do anything without putting the kettle on and meanwhile, anything could happen.
When he escaped, he broke into next-doors' house. Well, he didn't exactly break-in, he knows the key is stored up Bo The Bunnies' bum. His excuse was that he had left his video-camera over there the other day, because he had been filming a skit (The Dark Skit) with my Brother. It seemed far-fetched, but he showed me the proof.
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