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    How To Date A Christian Dork: A Helpful Handbook For The Datingly Impaired.
    How To Date A Christian Dork: A Hel...
    crazyforchrist
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    • Reads
      Reads 19,351
      19,35119.3K
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      2,1302.1K
    • Parts
      Parts 16
      1616
    • Time
      Time 2h 14m
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    crazyforchrist
    Ongoing
    Ongoing, First published Aug 15, 2017
    "I don't get why people say they fall in love. When I fell, I fell into a whole lot of trouble."-Kayla Adams. 
        
        ~|~|~
        
        "You tripped me up," I said, wiping strawberry milkshake from my glasses.
        
        "Really?" drawled Brett, sarcasm oozing from his words. "So what do you want me to do about it?"
        
         "Erm...I don't know...apologise?"
        
        "Hmmm....no." 
        
        "No?" I repeated, incredulously. 
        
        "Nope," he smirked. 
        
        ~|~|~
        
        Kayla Adams: 
        1.	Christian
        2.	Dork-or nerd-or geek. Any one of them is fine.	 
        
        Brett Hollister: 
        1.	Popular
        2.	Thick as a brick
        
        Kayla Adams is a normal, mall-hating teenage mega-dork, with an IQ that could rival Einstein's, had he been a twenty first century high schooler. She's got big dreams, big plans and no room for boys who could ruin it all. In order to achieve said dreams, she has sworn off dating and all other relationships with boys until she's well settled in university. 
        
        Brett Hollister, campus bad boy and rich kid, who believes all work and no play makes Brett a dull boy. On the verge of being expelled, he has no idea where he's headed after high school, but is sure everything will turn out A-Okay. 
        
        Two people who never should have met. Opposite ends of the social ladder. But God works in mysterious ways...
        
        Laughter? Check. Mayhem? Check. Complete and utter insanity? Check!
        
        Cover by NerdsOnNeptune3813
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    • christian
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    • jesus
    • jock
    • laughter
    • love
    • purity
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    • wattys2018
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    Table of contentsLast updated May 09, 2020
    • Tip 1: Don't Trip The Dork Up
    • Tip 2: Don't Ask The Dork Out In Public
    • Tip 3: Don't Serenade The Dork
    • Tip 4: Don't Blackmail The Dork
    • Tip 5: Don't Call The Dork Your Friend
    • Tip 6: Don't Frustrate The Dork
    • Tip 7: Don't Get The Dork Arrested
    • Tip 8: Don't Introduce the Dork to Evil Cousins
    • Tip 9: Don't Assume the World Revolves Around You
    • Why God?
    • Bonus Tip 1: Evangelize
    • Tip 10: Don't Win the Dork's Family Over...At Least, Not Yet
    • Tip 11: Don't Argue with the Dork's Crush
    • Tip 12: Don't Try to Kiss the Dork
    • Tip 13: Don't Lie to the Dork
    • Tip 14: Don't Serenade the Dork...Again

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    • Tip 1: Don't Trip The Dork Up
    • Tip 2: Don't Ask The Dork Out In Public
    • Tip 3: Don't Serenade The Dork
    • Tip 4: Don't Blackmail The Dork
    • Tip 5: Don't Call The Dork Your Friend
    • Tip 6: Don't Frustrate The Dork
    • Tip 7: Don't Get The Dork Arrested
    • Tip 8: Don't Introduce the Dork to Evil Cousins
    • Tip 9: Don't Assume the World Revolves Around You
    • Why God?
    • Bonus Tip 1: Evangelize
    • Tip 10: Don't Win the Dork's Family Over...At Least, Not Yet
    • Tip 11: Don't Argue with the Dork's Crush
    • Tip 12: Don't Try to Kiss the Dork
    • Tip 13: Don't Lie to the Dork
    • Tip 14: Don't Serenade the Dork...Again
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