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"Palangga taka" pero "Gusto ta na gd ka anhon"

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comedy etc funny hiligaynon idiotic ilonggo kaladlawan random stupidness

For ilonggo's...Dedicated to someone. Hindi ko na gd ma agwanta ang akon ginabatyag. Duw na ga panumdom na ako sang mga malain. Gusto ta na ka dilapan, kissan kag irape. Pero bal-an ko, Hindi mo ko mapalangga kung amhon taka sina. Te hulaton ko nalang ang chansa nga maging kita sa ulihi.
waahhahahahaha -[]All Rights Reserved

comedy etc funny hiligaynon idiotic ilonggo kaladlawan random stupidness

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