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"You're a vampire? As in Edward from Twlight?"
"No fucking way did you just compare me to Edward from Twilight."

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" 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲. " " 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼. " (𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗴𝗮!) (𝗥𝗼𝘀𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝘅 𝗙𝗲𝗺! 𝗢𝗰!) (𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 𝗡𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟮, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭) (𝗘𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱: 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟴, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭) (𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴: ? ) !𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚! 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀! #𝟭 𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲 - 𝟴/𝟭𝟭/𝟮𝟭 #𝟭 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻 - 𝟮𝟰/𝟭𝟭/𝟮𝟭 #𝟭 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘄𝗮𝗻 - 𝟮𝟱/𝟭𝟭/𝟮𝟭 #𝟭 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗮 - 𝟮𝟲/𝟭𝟭/𝟮𝟭 #𝟭 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗽𝘀𝗲 - 𝟲/𝟭𝟮/𝟮𝟭 #𝟭 𝗲𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻 - 𝟴/𝟭𝟮/𝟮𝟭

So You Used to Be Human - Book 3 (Original Version) by iamRodneyVSmith

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