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Comeback Queen

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"I hate you." He scowled. 

"Well, I never said you had to like me, now did I?" I said sassily.He rolled his eyes and crossed his arms across his chest.

"Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find your brain back there." He glared at me. 

"Shut up with your lame combacks, they suck!" 

"Your just mad cause you're getting roasted by a girl. What? Is your ego being damaged?" 

"I am no being roasted, you are! I'm a savage!" He said cockily. I slapped my forehead and let out a chuckle. 

"Last time I checked, you have not said anything close to make you a savage and you have not even roasted me. Dumb ass." 

"Oh yeah well, your a ugly! Beat that!" He smirked. Wow. Oh my gosh everyone, give him a round of applause for that AMAZING burn! Nothing can beat that! Hint, sarcasm.

"Your brain must feel good as new, seeing as though you never use it. Also, that was the worst comback ever, I bet my mom can come up with something better then that." I crossed my arms over my chest and smirked at him.

"Whatever." He grumbled and walked away scowling. That's right! I like to call myself the comback queen because I always have an answer for everything. Like if someone says to me: you suck I go: well you swallow.

So do you catch my drift? Yes? No? Maybe so? 
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Riley Greene, the daughter of Maya. Unlike her mother, she is not as bubbly and outgoing or as childish. She is more of a like, how do I say this, a sassy, savage, sarcastic girl with a temper. I'm pretty sure she can kick you but if she wanted to. But hey, she did get some things from her mom. She loves food as much as her mom and can devour her food like a savage she is. 
 
Asher Kings on the other hand, is a typical bad boy. You know, with those secrets and mysterious vibe, girls go chasing after him, big ego, you know??? Any way, he still is pretty scary if you get on his bad side an that exactly what Riley does.

What do you think will happen when there paths cross? And more importantly...What will happen after?All Rights Reserved

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His Princess | #Wattys2016 by xXGabriellaRoseXx

We stared at each other for a while, neither wanting to give in to the other. His cold blue eyes stared deep into my soul, as my brown ones stared into his. Although I don't know the owner to these gorgeous blue eyes, I feel as if I've met him before. It must have been in another life cause I'd definitely remember him. __________________________________ "C'mon baby doll, you wouldn't make anything that could possibly kill me, right?" He shakily asks me. "Of course not..." I tell him, letting my sarcastic side show. "But Ave, if you kill me, who else are you going to cuddle with at night?" He teases. "Okay, that was one time!! And I was extremely dunk, so I don't even remember what happened that night, and I don't ever want to know." I yell, trying to reason with him. He walks close, only a few centimeters away from my face, our breaths mixing. "You wouldn't miss me?" He asks with a whisper. Feeling daring, I peck his lips. "Of course I would dumby. And I'm not going to kill you. Why would I do that? I am simply going to make you a smoothie, and you are going to pretend it's the worst thing ever. Got it?" I tell him, feeling like an evil mastermind with the plan. He has a stupid grin on his face, and kisses me. • • • THIS BOOK IS CRUSTY AS HELL. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE SECOND ONE IS BETTER IN MY OPINION SO READ THIS IF YA WANT. Ranked #4 in "sappy" out of 1400+ books 3/18/19

Broken(Masky x Reader x Hoodie) by Mr_CookiesAndMilk

"Y/N. Just say one word. Hoodie or me?" "I-I don't-..." I paused. The words wouldn't come out right. My eyes darted from Hoodie to Masky ¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿? Y/N was a young girl who lived a normal life. She had everything she needed and was prepared to graduate from university and find a job, then finally start her life. But.. That would never happen She was home alone one night. Two men broke in and took her far away from her home. They took her into a world of darkness and evil. Creepypåsta's realm. A place where no human could enter without being with another creepy pasta. She was trapped there until she accepted her role as a new creepypasta member and the new proxy of Slenderman. But there are some strange things Y/N has been seeing. There are predators after her. Monsters. Things taken over with insanity and darkness. They want to devour her heart. Masky and Hoodie had been assigned to protect her at all costs. And guess what happens between the three of them? A huge love triangle that seems to be impossible to fix. "T H E Y A R E A L W A Y S W I T H U S" Mature content in this story. Part of the Dead Creepypasta series. Each book can be read alone All photos belong to someone else nothing belongs to me except for the writing Enjoy the story FIRST BOOK :)) Cough cough this will be written as a female reader

Wedded to Who?! [EDITING] by Free_Spirit8700

[Highest ranking #85] "Your family killed my mother for no reason plus I'm a pathetic weak girl, so don't expect us to be friends even if we have to be married" Jezebel said I looked at her blankly this is my fault I pushed her away I said all those things I acted cold towards her. She looked at me and you could see the slightest speck of emotion and its was sadness. I shook my head and looked at her. She rolled her eyes and started to walk out but I stopped her. "Oh Ella.. We will be more than friends and there is noting you can do about it" I said and grabbed her arm and threw her on my bed and smirked down at her innocent face. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Aiden Casin is a bad boy. Parents are the ruthless Carter Casin and carefree Isabella Casin. He sleeps around with all kinds of girls, speaks his mind, bully's on people, never listens, gets bad grades, and he's always breaking the rules.... Not believable? Yea, I'm not buying it either.. Aiden is actually a good kid people just give him all these labels because of his dad, that are mostly not true.... He does sleep around with girls and sometimes if it's necessary he will bully people to get a point through. But then something unexpected happened. He has to wed to his fathers rival gang for a treaty.... Jezebel Pari.... Hm. Doesn't that sound familiar? Wait you don't know her parents do you? Parents are Susan Pari and Dylan Pari. Jezebel is the exact opposite of her parents she is innocent and she is pure.... Yea, I'm not kidding this time. Even if her parents are or were totally freaks, Jezebel is the kindest girl you'll ever met. She loves animals, nature, people and her main hobby is art. But what will happen when her father makes her marry Aiden for her to spy on them? Will love blossom? Or will they be the rivals they were destined to be? Once enemies, always enemies. Book two of the 'Who Series'

Omnipotence by cryptic_unicorn

"Oh bite me, you sociopath." She seethed. "Do you honestly think you are all that and a bag of chips!?" She leaned on her left leg and placed her hand on her hip. In this dim lighting her dark eyes seem even darker, almost black. I cannot see much but her silhouette stands out, I do not understand why is it that I notice this. "Do you not think that you are being absurd?" As the words left my mouth I knew it was a mistake. I heard her huff and stand straight, she stepped closer. I can see her better now, low light highlighted her plump lips, her noticeable jaw and cheek bone. Her long lashes that drew the attention to her big brown eye. For a moment she did not speak but sighed, as if she had given up. "There is no cure for a fool." And with that she left the room, leaving me completely awestruck. I understood nothing of the encounter we had just had nor did I care, all I wanted was more. I needed more of Ms Veronica Ives. _-_-_-_ Born in a family of wealth, Lylith Winters. Leaves home after hearing the truth of her mother's death, she changes everything about herself. With the help of her best friend Riley Bowman, she develops her new identity. It is unfortunate that both her past and present lives have now met, Veronica must now choose. Will she go back to how life was or will she move forward with who she is now.

Kidnapped In My Unicorn Onesie (Under editing) by tepigforlife

"Chilling in my comfy onesie! Chilling, chilling, chilling in my unicorn onesie!" I sang while doing a little dance. Then I heard laughing behind me. "Who goes there?" I said spinning around and doing a ninja pose. Oh my lord! Nosebleed! I am looking at two (hot) guys right now. One was laughing and one was glaring. My eyes narrowed on the one laughing. Is he laughing at me??? "What you laughing at? Huh? Huh? You wanna piece of me? Do ya? Come on I'll take you! I'll beat you're arse!" I said jumping back and fourth on my heels. "Blake you idiot, stop laughing and get her or so help me I will kick you in the throat!" Mr. Grumpy threatened. "Whaaa???" I questioned confuzzled. "Why you so mean to me?" He whined but walked to me anyways. "Shut up, I'll start the van." He growled and left the room. Whoah, someone's on there period. And I am one hundred percent sure it's not me. "Come on, let's go." Blake said picking me up bridal style. "What? No! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!" I yelled thrashing in his arms. "To late" he smirked and placed me in the van. uh-oh. *** Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you, Maya Greene, 18 year old girl. She is your bubbly, weird, and as some people may say, very childish kind of girl. But what can you say? She is a child at heart. What will happen after she get kidnapped? Read to find out! Enjoy!

The Cubicle (GxG) by JoBlackheart

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The Heartthrob Won't Leave by TheePeaches

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The 'Groomed' by kaytlin_marie_01

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His Princess | #Wattys2016

We stared at each other for a while, neither wanting to give in to the other. His cold blue eyes stared deep into my soul, as my brown ones stared into his. Although I don't know the owner to these gorgeous blue eyes, I feel as if I've met him before. It must have been in another life cause I'd definitely remember him. __________________________________ "C'mon baby doll, you wouldn't make anything that could possibly kill me, right?" He shakily asks me. "Of course not..." I tell him, letting my sarcastic side show. "But Ave, if you kill me, who else are you going to cuddle with at night?" He teases. "Okay, that was one time!! And I was extremely dunk, so I don't even remember what happened that night, and I don't ever want to know." I yell, trying to reason with him. He walks close, only a few centimeters away from my face, our breaths mixing. "You wouldn't miss me?" He asks with a whisper. Feeling daring, I peck his lips. "Of course I would dumby. And I'm not going to kill you. Why would I do that? I am simply going to make you a smoothie, and you are going to pretend it's the worst thing ever. Got it?" I tell him, feeling like an evil mastermind with the plan. He has a stupid grin on his face, and kisses me. • • • THIS BOOK IS CRUSTY AS HELL. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE SECOND ONE IS BETTER IN MY OPINION SO READ THIS IF YA WANT. Ranked #4 in "sappy" out of 1400+ books 3/18/19