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Star Trek, Another Generation. (Trek of a Lifetime!)

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ENTER THE WORLD OF STAR TREK LIKE YOU'VE (probably) NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE!

"Captain Mclintrix rocks!" -Daily Goop.com-
"Another Generation is the best cash grab I've ever read!" -Matt Blucky (Trek Times)-
"This is the best Star Trek series ever! Uh...except for all the other ones." -Johnathan Fish (Toronto Star Trek)-
"Gregg Everman has copied a masterpiece!" -Bosh Media-
"Makes me want to hop in a Starship and fly out into outer space!" -Lewis Von Graham (Professional loser)-
"Makes me wish that there was such a Thing as a Starship to hop in and fly away on!" -Washington DC Comics-

Captain Donovan Mclintrix (the one and only), has been thrown in jail after doing something which turns out is illegal! (No way!) After spending a considerable amount of minutes rotting away in a dark and REALLY creepy dungeon, Mclintrix is freed by a rouge band of Klingons, led by the murderous and downright squirrelly General Silver Krag! Krag uses his dark powers of persuasion to force Mclintrix into turning on his own allies, which then forces his best friends: the crew of the starship Cowboy, to do the unthinkable!...

I couldn't even think up something for them to do; that's how unthinkable it is!

Star Trek, Another Generation is officially back! (Even though it was never even There in the first place! Can you beat all that!)

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Star Trek: Eleventh Fleet: Starstruck Lovers by DanPeyton5

The story of the Eleventh Fleet continues. Captain Kal Henderson is still not on full duty after his near death experience. Taking the newly refurbished Hakashan ship out for a test drive, he leaves behind just four of the Hakashans. On the station, Pahriketh, the skilled warrior of the Hakashans remains behind to prepare for a special test she hopes to pass. To help her is the meek Rogerah, the smallest Hakashan of the crew. While Pahriketh is loud, forceful, and enjoys life with gusto, Rogerah is quiet and would rather study. Rogerah harbors feelings for Pahriketh, but has never found courage to tell her. Now, Chris Henderson is making another play for the woman he desires, the glorious Pahriketh. To make matters worse, the Cultural and Customs, the C and C, has sent a representative to investigate the Hakashans suitability to be allowed on Federation owned property. Admiral Bonita Henderson struggles with keeping the C and C rep from evicting the Hakashans from the station while her son attempts to court the most forceful and boisterous one of all. Who is sending Pahriketh love letters unsigned? Why would the C and C mark the Hakashans as a Class 5 race? Can Chris go five seconds with a beautiful woman without getting slapped?

An Out of this World Lover by lovelycrowsong

After being betrayed by her long time boyfriend, Dylan instantly fell out of love with the scumbag she had already wasted years with. Dreams of a beautiful wedding, a happy marriage and kids all went flying out the window when she accidently learned what he had done. She made plans immediately to escape and restart her life away from him. The change had not been easy for her. Budgeting carefully, working long hours and skipping meals made for hard living. She was making the best of her life and the fallout from walking away from a four year relationship that wasn't working for her. Since sneaking a dumpster kitten into her apartment for companionship and his prime bug hunting skills, things were looking up. She thought she had things under control. Until she returns to her small apartment to find her best friend, roommate and emotional support animal had made a grand escape while she was out. Dylan was not expecting to have an out of this world encounter while looking for Mr. Moo. She never would have ever predicted what would happen next. . . *** Have you grown weary of smutty romance with wolves or shifters or vampires or dragons or demons? Are you looking for a more *unique* smut romance for titillation? Well my friend, let's just say recent world events have put me in a weird frame of mind and this is gonna get weird and maybe sexy if weird does anything for you. Anticipated content warnings are: mind altering substances inter species shenanigans weird sex

Dipshits in Space: Season 3 by AdrianOzryth

They're back after a brief reboot, better than ever. When a self-aware alien Overlord from another Universe/book, (the Infamous "Greg") winds up nekkid as Eff, on his ship, Captain Lawg finds himself against his most powerful foe yet. The Osirian invasion has begun, as various brown substances, hits various fans, and the crew struggles to decide if the new conquerors are on their side, or plotting their doom. Either way, the Osirians are here to stay...for at least 8 more seasons, probably longer. Adventure waits in the form of gender bending, increased vulgarity, more ball jokes, and some light cannibalism, maybe? Find out for yourself as the Dipshits venture onward, as usual, into SPACE. Unlock 4th wall breaking, confusing clone-conundrums, and the new use of the F-word! WOW. Much R-rating! Very Spoof! I need a beverage, Cue the cheesy inspirational montage!!

Danger Service! by DannisWrites

They all froze and looked at the camera. "Danger Service!" We are brave, we are bold We do what we are told And sometimes we are sold into slavery! Several of them were dragged offscreen, some by their feet. But we work really hard To think of things that people need And we write them in provisions For all the Seven's traders So that everybody eats! Satire of Diplomatic Service, from Dannis Cole's fiction universe. Coming soon to YouTube...uh, when I learn Unreal Engine 5. At this rate, it might just be Unreal Engine 22 by the time I get anything done...for now, here are episodes from random, unpublished stories. The picture is Diplomat Dashing, an Elshar diplomat, saying, "Oh, no! Am I missing a pin? Habis maif!" His sash is purple because he doesn't know how to prog his clothing former. Advisors in Sigan Mas, a school that's a galaxy, stay up late at night to figure out errors the producers of Danger Service can stick in an episode for diplomatic students to find. For example, barren Elshar Mashai, capital world of the Alliance, is a treeless, sandy world but for a tiny region of farms. Episodes will show Georgia red mud, rain, and pine trees. Or items made of wood, which is very rare on Elshar worlds!

The Best Laid Plans of Vegetation and Cybernetic Beings by KarinaLFabian

If you love Star Trek and parodies... If the Orville and Galaxy Quest give you as much joy as Wrath of Khan... If you believe (as Tumblr users do) that humans will rule the galaxy because we are the only species crazy enough to tie two warp cores together, reverse the polarity and toss them into a star just to see what will happen... then this is the book for you. These are the voyages of the HMB Impulsive. This episode: The HMB Impulsive has a routine diplomatic mission - to assist two warring planets to achieve peace through marriage by ferrying the prince to his wedding. But when the prince falls for the ship's sexy (yes, that's her title), and the Cybers attack, it's far from routine. Can the crew of the Impulsive apply human hold-my-beer ingenuity to save the day and the wedding? (This story is found in my collection, Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, Season 1, on Amazon)

A Final Season of Rick and Morty by RANicholl

A Final Season of Rick and Morty, step right up folks! Get stepped up! G-get-get your mind blown with Evil Morty, Interdimensional Cable, Szechuan sauce, new portal gun uses, Butter Passing Robot, manipulative spy lady, rare Ricks, answers ---- to all the shit, big character arcs 'n' shit, funny shit, sad shit, dark shit ---- oh boy is it ---- some more funny shit ---- shit, I already said that kinda ---- you get the idea! Get all your ---- your shit, it's all together, and it's all up in here folks! We're all going to die! But wait, there's quotes: Rick 86: "My name's GTF-1300579218686." Morty: "Gosh, I wonder who's Rick A-1?" Rick 86: "Probably committed suicide, or died as a kid-that's how most of us go. Correctional facilities didn't have low-voltage fences back then. But ---- I mean, there is one of us named A-1, but we just call him that because he's from a saucy dimension." Summer: "Don't pause the movie Mom, I'm just going to the bathroom." Rick: "There's no bathroom. Just see the animator's floor plan." Rick: "Tell them to squirt the ketchup into a smiley face or I'll give them a bad review." Morty: "W-Why? It'll smear ---- you won't be able to tell." Rick: "Yeah but it will keep them on their toes so they won't mix up my order with some idiot's life-hating bean burger again." Beth: "Or they'll just spit in your food." Rick: "They pretty much always spit in my food, Beth, cuz there's no way I'm smiling or staying sober for piss-ass high schoolers when you can't even taste spit."

A Spaceman by kullman

Aliens? Check. Space soldiers? Check. Murder? Check. Life is never boring in the Cygenus galexy. Set thousands of years in the future, A Spaceman, follows the escapades of a traitor to the human race throughout his lifetime from training as a Space Cadet to ultimately attempting to rule humanity. Aligned with the alien forces, the traitor seeks to rule the humans and aliens and destroy the people he once despised, but he may ultimately destroy himself. Violent good fun , this dark comedy pulls no punches with rotating stream of conscious narrative involving a few moral characters (some of whom actually make it out of it alive). Ultimately, we know the traitor must fall and good must win out, but in the end, do we really want it to? Amoral and highly intelligent the traitor flouts the forces of good and outsmarts the human forces as they gradually inch closer to capturing him, all the while letting the reader in on the fun of unadulterated evil. An addictive guilty pleasure, A Spaceman is an unforgettable ride with a surprise ending. NOTE: If you are offended my same-sex relationships or murder please go elseware.

Dip$hits in Space, season 1 by AdrianOzryth

An eccentric comedy about space, and the Dipsh**s that end up in it. This hyper-self-aware comedy of stupid proportions centers around Captain William T Lawg (no relation) and his adventures as a guy who managed to afford a refitted soft-top icecream truck in space, in a universe where that's shockingly common. His trusty crew of valiant randos, Marley the tech-bro stoner spacebunny, Duffy the plump and sassy female mechanic, Roy the frigging fabulous Android, and also that other chick is there. Ride with the crew of the notorious Tast-E-Chill to a world of wonder that a lot of other space travelers have already been before, but probably not Lawg, so it's still exciting. with a crew of 3-5 and an IQ of also probably 3-5, The captain putters along to uncharted lands, where history, loot, drama, innuendos of the sexual verity, and various technicolor hoes shall surely be waiting, usually with some form of trap. Prepare yourself for shallow adventure, moderately offensive and overwhelmingly childish scenarios as the crew battle impossible odds, fierce enemies, lack of food and survival tape, and occasionally their own incompetence. Romance, Politics, Originality, this sucker has none of those, and it darn well knows it. raise the sails and grab the rails as a bunch of dipsh**s find themselves...IN SPACE. (Roll dramatic tapering credits, to royalty free trumpet music)

Dipshits in Space: Seasoru 7 by AdrianOzryth

Ugh, you again. Takes a lot to offend you doesn't it? Well guess who's back, back again and with an anime cover this time. It's the Dipshits, but this time it's a brand new ship, a brand new additional crew tacked on to the lovable turds you know and love. A smoking hot tazer, a redneck, A generic bald-headed bumpy-skulled alien, and more! Shaggtastic spies, a holiday special, game shows, an ugly breakup, salads, Jerry-pipes (whatever the crap those are!), Egyptian gods, old friends, and 3 weirdos that are totally just vampires. The plan-D or E list of adventures is sure to entertain, assuming you have low enough standards. given that you're 7 seasons in...you probably do. We both know it. Roll that beautiful bean footage, and get the Wagon Groovin. It's space, and there's always dipshits in it.

Colonized Khoury by YourStorlyMe

About religions to the corrupt gods and the small amount of people who are hiding from those religious people due to the principals these corrupt gods pass down on them. One boy, two groups, many, something, yada. You get it right? Will Kol survive? Har, har, har, five nights at... *Ahem* Sorry... And no... The story does not focus on the cover old man. (In part 1, back of the book) I'm, sorry... Again... - Anywho... Yes, I made this cover (now resting in the "Back of The Book" part)! Does it have anything to do with the story? No! Is it because it's funny...? Yes. ***More story information below*** Back on track... The story focuses on a character named, Kol! You'll love him, he has so much personality! Such as-... Such as... Yup! Not only that, there will be many other loving characters such as... Yup, yup! And there will be a lot of fun references that only the true ones "gyatt (sorry)" to get! :D And let me answer a question that everyone will have right off the start. Yes... Kol's mom is a hotty. Oh, ho, caught your interest did I?

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Danger Service! cover

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A Final Season of Rick and Morty cover

A Spaceman cover

Dip$hits in Space, season 1 cover

Dipshits in Space: Seasoru 7 cover

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Star Trek: Eleventh Fleet: Starstruck Lovers

The story of the Eleventh Fleet continues. Captain Kal Henderson is still not on full duty after his near death experience. Taking the newly refurbished Hakashan ship out for a test drive, he leaves behind just four of the Hakashans. On the station, Pahriketh, the skilled warrior of the Hakashans remains behind to prepare for a special test she hopes to pass. To help her is the meek Rogerah, the smallest Hakashan of the crew. While Pahriketh is loud, forceful, and enjoys life with gusto, Rogerah is quiet and would rather study. Rogerah harbors feelings for Pahriketh, but has never found courage to tell her. Now, Chris Henderson is making another play for the woman he desires, the glorious Pahriketh. To make matters worse, the Cultural and Customs, the C and C, has sent a representative to investigate the Hakashans suitability to be allowed on Federation owned property. Admiral Bonita Henderson struggles with keeping the C and C rep from evicting the Hakashans from the station while her son attempts to court the most forceful and boisterous one of all. Who is sending Pahriketh love letters unsigned? Why would the C and C mark the Hakashans as a Class 5 race? Can Chris go five seconds with a beautiful woman without getting slapped?