(wrote these in middle school) These are the essays that I have turned in to my teacher. The first one, I got a 98 on. Which was supposed to be a 100 but my teacher said it was "too dark". The second one, I got sent down to the office and had to have a talk with my teacher and school social worker. What a joy. I'm sharing these with you guys only because my best friend wants me to. I hope you enjoy.