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Rants

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Reads 593
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Parts 33
Time 33m

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We May Be Cute
                 But We're Secretly Plotting
                                                       your death. . .

~~~
Curse words are included
Craziness lies inside BEWARE
Don't laugh too hard!All Rights Reserved

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Stuck In Hell With My Enemy by Toxiic_Lay

"What the fuck is your problem?" I asked my sworn enemy. "Have you lost your damn mind!" I scream at the top of my lungs. This bitch better answer me before I lose my shit. "HELLOO!" I get closer this time. Now I'm directly in his face screaming at him. "WILL YOU FUCKING AN- mmfp." I was suddenly cut off by his lips on mine. He pushed his tongue into my mouth, exploring every inch like he's starving. He lets me go and I have to gasp in order to catch my breath. I already know my face is flushed and red. "Are you done princess?" He asked in his dark gravely tone. Dammit if he doesn't stop with this princess thing I think I may fall in love. "Yes, now what the fuck was that for?" I took a step back, so he doesn't decide to just kiss me again. I can't do that again. I am almost one hundred percent sure my panties are soaked. "You were talking too much." Then he just walked away. God he's such an asshole! ~*~ Clara is stuck in this hell hole of a place because of the fact that her parents are blackmailing her to stay. Will she be able to find love here with a certain Kylo Miller or will she push him away because she's scared of being hurt again? I guess we'll find out together. ~*~ THIS BOOK WILL CONTAIN: Mature language Mature themes Explicit sexual scenes Mentions of death Mentions of Eating disorders

The Sex God's Trilogy by Youreguiltypleasure

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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝘽𝙎𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉 || 𝙅𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙅𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙆𝙊𝙊𝙆 by talesofdessertsoul

𝘼 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙍𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 " 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝘼𝙧𝙩. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙡𝙮, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮. " ~ 𝘼𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙉𝘼 𝙀𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙎 🦋💐🖌️ " 𝙎𝙪𝙣 ! 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 , 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚! 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣! 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙛 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙊𝙧 𝙈𝙮 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝘽𝙎𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉, 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙣 𝙜𝙤 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 ! 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤 𝙎𝙪𝙣! " ~ 𝙅𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙅𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙆𝙊𝙊𝙆 🥂👄🔪 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚? 𝘼 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨. 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘼𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙. 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙠. 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙥 𝙞𝙩. 𝙐𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 .

TOGETHER (completed) by anpaphan

❥ 𝙻𝚞𝚗𝚊 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑. 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏. 𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜. ❥𝙰𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚞𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜, 𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝. 𝙽𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 this way. 𖨆𖨆 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 ~ 𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜.

𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐲 |✔️ by letsbswaggin

"Can I ask you a question?" Alexander says looking me in the eyes while laying back and holding a blunt. "Mhm, ask away.." I replied curiously, focusing on him. "Are you a virgin?" He says looking me in the eyes. I gulped surprised at the question he just gave me. I nod innocently knowing I'm already blushin' "Yes.." I Answer, "Ye ye." He smirked sitting back inhaling his blunt. I raise my eyebrow confused then he looks back at me. "You can't be a virgin." He says staring at me. "..And why's that?" I question. "Sweetheart, you just walked past me and I'm already hard." I bite my bottom lip, "don't do that.." he trails, eyes dark. "Why.." I say looking him deep in the eyes seeing him tense up. "It does things to me..." he starts, "what things?" I say innocently, He then moves closer to me, takes my hand and puts it on his rock hard dick. I widen my eyes. He comes closer and I could feel his hot breath on my neck, then whispers in my ear, "Bad things..." ••• ⚠️mature content⚠️ ⚠️smut warning⚠️ Finished: 5th September, 2021 <3

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"Please," he begs, his voice strained and dripping with need. "Don't stop... don't you dare stop.." ************ Book 2 in the Ghostface series;) It was a rare sight to see the roles reverse quite drastically like this, he was the one begging for me to come..... 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆? 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏? 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆? 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒃, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆.... 𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥, 𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕕♥︎ 𝐏art 1 of this series makes more sense by the way please do check that out if you haven't already;)

𝑮𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑺𝒍𝒖𝒕(𝐺𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒕𝑓𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝑋 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟) by michaelmyers_whore69

"Tsk tsk, such a waste to waste those pretty lips on me like that. You know I could've come over anytime and had you screaming my name, right, my love?" 𝐼 𝑑𝑜 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒:) 𝑛𝑜 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑛𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑑;) 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑢𝑎ℎ;)𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦, 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎 ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑛 𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛🤭 ****************** 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍, 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒈𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒌, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒈𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 "𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒎" 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭....𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨;) 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈♥︎ ♡︎𝕤𝕞𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘:) ♡︎𝕤𝕖𝕩 ♡︎𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 ♡︎𝔽𝕠𝕦𝕝 𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕒𝕘𝕖 ♡︎𝔹𝕕𝕤𝕞 ♡︎𝔹𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕘𝕖 ♡︎𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕠𝕗 bl

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