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The Truth About The Narcissist (An EddMatt oneshot)

Captain-General

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Reads 18,385
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Parts 5
Time 15m

Captain-General

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So I came up with this story, pretty short, I guess?? 

So anyways..

Edd and Matt are just casually doing things together. Out of boredom and curiosity, Edd decides to ask Matt a few questions, like why Matt worships himself so much. Find out what happens in the story!


A/N: I apologize if this turns out crappy, this is actually the first time I'm ever publishing a fanfiction. Anyways, enjoy.
Also, I apologize in advance for my grammar and the words I use n' that yeah.

Cover art is by me

Recognize the art? If you do, heeeey, it's peach biscuits here!! So yeah whatev's

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OKAY OKAY I'LL STOP PROMOTING MYSELF NOW AHAHAHHAAll Rights Reserved

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