Every week he comes into the bar where I work, and every week he just sits there morosely sipping his Guinness, and rebuffing all my friendly overtures. He's the most gorgeous guy I've ever seen, and I'd like to spend some time with him, and maybe even take him home. But it's as if he has invisible stone walls around him. What is this guy's problem, anyway? And how can I break down those walls... and get to know him better?