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Dirty Martinez//Humor

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barbara barbica humor martinez mica suarez

Barbara: che mik, te gusta el turrón?

Micaela: si(?)

Barbara: queres turrón?

Micaela:......tal vez

Barbara: pues vení a mi casa tengo tremendo turrón para darte;) *inserte voz de camionero*

Micaela: VETE A LA MIERDA X18991999292



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