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Cleo_Is_Intoxicated

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Lin Xiao unfortunately died by accident and was bound with the system. 

The wishes are simple, the rules are simple, the host is simple.


He's a simple man so why would the golden thigh cling to him like a leech? 


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By: CLEO M.

(A/N: A big credits and thank you for Pinterest for the picture, and for the artist. If you know them please do message me the link to their profile for me to properly ask permission. Thank you.)All Rights Reserved

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In the crisp autumn air, a wounded heart and a free soul unexpectedly connect. two young men, one carefree young, one self-loathing, internalized homophobic boy find themselves in an unlikely pairing that shouldn't work - yet it does. Or does it? A/N The following topics may be triggering, proceed with caution. Drug abuse, alcohol abuse, homophobia, slurs, mentions of suicide (will be updated if anything changes)

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