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Steps on How to Be A Bad Boy

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Answer this following questions:   

1. Are you a guy?  

2. Do you want to become bad? 
 
3. Are you a nerd?    

4. Do you want a good girl? 
   
5. Do you want to laugh?    

6. Do you want to cry while laughing? (not guaranteed)
    
7. Have you ever laughed in your life?
    
8. Do you like food?    

9. Do you like GOOD food?
    
10. Do you have a vowel in your entire name?
    
11. Do you want to become a badboy?
     

If you said yes to two or more of these questions you, yes you, are qualified to become a bad boy. Pick up (what ever device you're reading this on) get cozy in a blanket and learn the master ways of becoming a bad boy.

(THIS BOOK IS NOT GUARANTEED TO WORK)All Rights Reserved

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perfection of hope | ✔️

"love is love baby." she whispers. "what do you mean grandma?" i ask, laughing softly. "sometimes you need a bad boy in your life to make things interesting." she tells me with a wink. -------- i wrote this when i was 14 and i'm now 18 and i laugh so hard reading this but leaving it up for lols and memories so be kind <3 [complete]