The One Where They're All Gay {Complete}

!!!!PRETTY MUCH SATIRE!!!!(Wrote in 7th grade)
What happens when the children of the golden trio decide to use a group chat with their parents to come out of the closet. What will they think of Albus dating a Malfoy. What will they do when they find out the person James is dating. Is there someone even more forbidden then Malfoy? And what about when they all get together to have dinner? Read find out.