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Southern Sterotypes

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Reads 625
Votes 45
Parts 25
Time <5 mins

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Highest Ranking: 
#29 Southern

Yeah I did it. I made a book about living in the south. Go ahead and throw some tomatoes at me. But while you are getting the tomatoes, you might as well take a look into our world. 

"Born in America by chance. Southern by the grace of God."
                                         -My Dad

Credits to my family and Google.All Rights Reserved

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The CARTEL (Unedited) BOOK 1 by TyTheWriterr

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Playing The Game by just-A_potato

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The CARTEL (Unedited) BOOK 1

Living in Mobile has it times. Nobody wants to get out of this city more than me. I'm Lauren Savage... I guess my name kinda speaks for itself. 20, Smart girl but don't tempt me. Dwayne Savage ..... one of the biggest drug lords that ever ran the east coast. Yep that's my daddy. I'm the only child and "daddy's little girl". I never needed anything but now that my daddy locked up it's just me, my mom and my best friend Mercedes living in our house. Mercedes has been my bestfriend for all my life. She's 22 . Her dad was my dad's brother so that made us bestfriend's. She isn't my cousin. Our dad's was just so close they might as well been brothers. But her dad got killed in a drug raid after he died she was forced to live with her hoe ass momma. Her mom had dudes moving in and out of there. That's when Mercedes got pregnant by Quan. Her momma kicked her out after she found out and I wasn't bout to let my bitch live on the street! I have another real good friend. Her name Chanel. Chanel is the same age as me. Mercedes is the oldest out of us. I met Chanel because her mom is my daddy's lawyer. We met when I was in 7th grade and been close ever since. We all act alike. Chanel smart as fuck too. Really good in Math. Well that's my crew Me, Mercedes, and Chanel. & we worried bout one thing and one thing only .... this money 🤪 Mane Mobile is my CITY. I run this city just about everybody know it. Never had a nigga come sideways and when he did his life ended right there. My name D'Shawn, but the city know me as Trigga. Biggest Kingpin from Utah all the way down to Florida. ........... Read the book and find out how this story goes 🤷🏾‍♀️