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Miracles of getting drunk BTS CRACK-FIC

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"Taehyung...?"
"Yesss???"
"What did you give to Jungkook?"
"hAiiizz HyyUnbgGzss iMMMn jUNNggGCoOcck!lEssz"
"Oh.. Just sum vodka."
"What the actual fuck?"

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If it's okay by Cailderon

"It's not rude to ask about it, is it?" "Uh, I don't think so?" Jungkook responded. "I don't know I'm not really familiar on blind culture yet." Jungkook's shoulders tensed for a moment when he heard the man laugh in response to his words. "Blind culture?" He repeated like it was a ridiculous thing to say. "I'd say fuck whatever that is and just answer shit based on how you feel." "Oh. Right. Cause I'm blind now." Jungkook mulled over the words and then shrugged. "Well, you saved me the horror of having to throw away my coffee or risk overflowing it with creamer so if it was, I would say we're even."

Brother IN LAW 🙄 by LittlecharmV

"Boy? Really? Taehyung, you've seen my boobs-bigger than your little friend down there-and you're still calling me a boy?" "By the way," he whispered, "I didn't understand a word of what you were singing in French... but I loved it from your voice." "But for the record, I wash my own underwear" "I just love kids. I've always wanted some of my own. So, sometimes, when I see something cute like this, I buy it for my future babies." "J'ai appris le français pour toi," {"I learned French for you,"} "...I'd rather serve you instead..... I'll be your servant, Meri Devi {My Goddess}." "Ummm Noenun Yasaengiya {You are wild}" "Sirf Tumhare liye Jaan {Only for you love.}" They both giggled like cute babys after fucking each other like sexy porn stars. . . . . . . . . . Taehyung is y/n's sister's brother in law .... A korean .....meanwhile y/n is an Indian girl who lives in Paris. What would happen when two different worlds clash together. whatcha doing go read it. {{{{{COMPLETED}}}}}}} 💜❤😉

♣️What happend last night???♣(Jikook---One-shot) by adoniya010

"Kookie, what happend last night? Why is my *cough*... umm... lower back hurting so this? What did I do?" --- JM "Ooh! My baby hyungieee! It is better if you don't know cause if you get to know then you are definitely gonna die out of embarrassment. I don't want you to die this fast, do I? "-- JK 🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺 Last night Jimin got drunk and after waking up in the morning, he found himself on Jungkook's bed and he doesn't remember a single thing. What actually happened last night? Did they cross their boundary? Or something else? I wrote it when I was too immature. Even I laugh at my own writing. Still I do not want to delete it. ✪✪✪𝙻𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢. Please don't read it TT✪✪✪

Always Be Ours | BTS | ✔️ by BeeFinch

SEQUEL FROM - | You Are Ours | "Mad to think it's been two years, isn't it?" Joonie breathed out, drinking some of his whiskey. "Feels like longer" I smiled back. Hobi rose an eyebrow at me. "In a good way" I said, nearly rolling my eyes. "You were our missing puzzle piece" Jin breathed out after we had stopped laughing. "I never would have thought we would ever do this" Tae said, leaning forward to my left, next to Jimin. "I don't think any of us did" Joonie added, glancing at him. "It only works, because of how close we all were before our girl came along" Yoongi said. -♕- || WARNING - MATURE CONTENT AND STRONG LANGUAGE ||

Sugar Daddy [Taekook] ✓ by yyyuehyyyie

"Teach me how to drink beer, just like how you did!" "Like me?" Taehyung asked. "Yes! The way you did is different from mine. I want to learn how you drink it." "Okay..." Although Taehyung feels a bit weird over the request, but he still said, "Show me how you drink first." Jungkook followed his words. He lifted the glass with both of his hands, sending it straight to his mouth and took a large gulp of it. Tears started forming in his eyes due to the bitterness of the liquid. He placed the glass down, blinking his eyes innocently and stared at the male in front of him with his sparkly doe eyes. "Is it manly?" Jungkook asked. Taehyung, who witnessed the whole process of Jungkook drinking beer, and all he wants to say is, the boy looks so freaking cute, but he couldn't say it out loud. He just fake a cough before commenting, "No..." "Why?" Jungkook let out a small whine, tilting his head sideways. Taehyung stopped for a second before letting a small chuckle. He used his thumb to wipe off the beer foam on top of Jungkook's upper lip. "You're drinking beer like drinking milk. No one hold beer glass with both hands, daddy." ---- [A story in which Jungkook, the son of the president in Seoul mistook the biggest mafia boss in the world as a stripper in the bar and it's determined to make the older man as his sugar baby.] 🐯 ⬆️ 🐰 ⬇️ This book contains: Fluff (Level: High) TaeKook Top Taehyung Bottom Jungkook

Six Babies And Six Daddies by Ggukie_Tokki

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BITTERSWEET LOVE // TAEKOOK✔️ by kimuyaiv

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Invisible || Taekook by AadyaAmit

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I Hate That I Want You by MiJay_V1995

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"It's not rude to ask about it, is it?" "Uh, I don't think so?" Jungkook responded. "I don't know I'm not really familiar on blind culture yet." Jungkook's shoulders tensed for a moment when he heard the man laugh in response to his words. "Blind culture?" He repeated like it was a ridiculous thing to say. "I'd say fuck whatever that is and just answer shit based on how you feel." "Oh. Right. Cause I'm blind now." Jungkook mulled over the words and then shrugged. "Well, you saved me the horror of having to throw away my coffee or risk overflowing it with creamer so if it was, I would say we're even."