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"Margo! What is that thing?!" He shouted. 

"It's Peaches." Margo joyfully replied as she lift her palm higher.

"No way in hell that's a peach." Roy said as he glared at the moving ball of spikes.


Margo, the insomniac spends her sleepless nights ranting to her hedgehog.

Roy, the boy next door spends his night making cheesy pick up lines.

One night, he discovered the existence of hedgehogs and she discovered some of his untold cringe worthy pick up lines.All Rights Reserved

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𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗖 𝗢𝗡𝗘-𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 by Kayla_Green_0

✎ 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 💖I·ᴍ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʀᴇϙᴜᴇsᴛ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ . . . . . . . . . When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day it thought it could give Miles 'Tails' Prower lemons Do you know who I am?! I'm the one who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! Sonic belongs to ©𝚂 𝙴 𝙶 𝙰 𝐶𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑏𝑦 𝐊𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐚┊カイラ #ꮶꭺꭹꮮꭺꮐꭱꭼꭼɴ ┊Best rankings #943 - shadow #928 - amy #16 - artbook #207 - art

Sweet Caroline by TheAceandTheFool

"Make me!" I screamed at him "make you what? Stay leave jump run? I don't know why your yelling at me" he said calmly walking towards me "just stay away!" I yelled walking away but he soon caught up and wrapped his arms around me "Caroline" he said sighing "don't Caroline me" I said getting out of his arms "what did I do?" He asked as I left him running up to the house where I sat on the porch and cried. Imagine it's finally summer and you and your three best friends are going on a vacation together. You all swore no boys and no drama, so what happens when the house right next to your is has hot southern boys in it... Well love thy neighbor....

Sonamy: The Love Prank by SandyDandygUrl

"Besides, I don't like you. You know that." Sonic said. "We're just friends, that's all. There's nothing more than that--no strings attached--no feelings whatsoever." Amy Rose teared up. "We're just friends!? You don't like me!" She said. "This is all a joke to you!? You think my feelings are a joke? You would rather just toy with me again--toy with my emotions!" ~♡~♡~♡~ One day at a party, Sonic thought it would be funny if he played a joke on Amy by pretending that he had a crush on her. But it goes a little too far, when Amy gets frustrated and storms out. Though, she doesn't return the next day as Sonic would assume she usually would do after she's cooled down from an embarrassing situation. It turns out that Amy ran away since she didn't want to see Sonic anymore. It's been years and Sonic realizes that he misses the loving girl that she once was in his eyes. Being the adventurous blue hedgehog he is, Sonic sets out on an adventure to go find her, hoping he could bring her back home. However, if he finds her again, will she be the same blossoming-loving girl she always was known for? Or will she NOT be as she has transformed into a different girl than she ever was than before? --------------------------- *Began Writing: August 31, 2019* ||STATUS: COMPLETED|| On June 28th, 2020 ~RANKED: Number 2 in the Wattpad #sonamy Tagline~

joketime and Chats with Sonadow and friends by SashaPinkCatsaw

Sonadow,Scourgadee,Silvaze,Knuxouge,Tailsream,Infinget,GawaLot & Salamy get together to tell jokes. but can they make each other laugh or not? Have silly conversations.and more. Join.the couples as they tell the worlds most silly jokes. Warning some jokes are dirty jokes. not for kids.Adult jokes and humor.

$In Love With Myself?? {Sonic x Zonic} by RandomWriterO_o$

What happens when Sonic and the gang are teleported into the Zone Cops universe? What will happen when Sonic and the gang run into their lookalikes? Read to find out!! Story By: Me and @sonic_little_sis !! Story will be updated twice a week!

5 Years In The Future (Sonadow)[Currently Being Edited] by Thepaninkwelldemon

originally from @Yourlocalwolf which is my second account. 5 years later everyone has changed, but a new character has moved into town and tries to ruin a new and strong growing relationship to get with a certain blue hedgehog, will this mysterious character succeed or will their plans flop? I'll write so you can read. Hope ya the best and enjoy the book. Make sure to vote and comment for meh, thx! ⚠Caution! This fan fiction has sexual jokes/flirts and scenes that are not for younger audience to read.⚠

it's a trap!// sonadow by sinadow

"uh dude, i think your girlfriend might be a man." "what makes you say that?" sonadow/ modern world au bored out of his mind, sonic the hedgehog and his brother manic venture out to the bar, but there's a catch: the azure of the two is in make-up and a dress! looking pretty feminine enough, they decide to mess with the werido drunkies of the establishment but upon meeting an ebony hedgehog named shadow, sonic starts to forget what made this joke funny in the first place. shadow the hedgehog is dragged to the bar by his brother mephiles and it's not like there's any way to escape. the striped hedgehog sits alone in a corner wishing to be no where but home but when a pretty girl in a pink dress approaches him he feels like a new man. what makes this all better: she has the same sense of humor as his! it's hard to believe she's a normal girl but nevertheless.. shadow is in love! if only he knew.. 'sonette' is actually a boy.. ... note this is an au, all ages and personalities are altered to fit the fic. Tw: some sexual activities and mentions of sex, heavy meme references and dark/edgy humor

Odd One Out by secretstothewind

Oddball Mabel has always been quirky. Maybe it's due to the fact that she was homeschooled or perhaps it was because of her parents who sheltered her a little too much from the world. Whatever it is, she's determined to make her college years count, so when she meets popular football player, Jackson, she's convinced she's in love. In fact, she tells him this on their first encounter. Clearly needing all the help she can get in this department, she turns to her neighbour, who by the sound of it, gets all the action he wants. Can grieving and guarded firefighter Marcus help Mabel learn the ways of love? Or will she teach him how to live life with your heart on your sleeve?

(ABANDONED) Flawed Love - Manourge by GayToTheBay

When Manic and his siblings move into a new town, he finds himself tied to another particular green hedgehog. One slip up, and all efforts will be gone. Will Manic be able to maintain this relationship without any issues? This story contains: 🔞 Sexual ideas/ actions ❌ Cursing/ adult language 🥃 Drinking & abuse of substance ideas 🔪 Self harm topics- actions/ ideas ⚠️⚠️READ AT YOUR OWN RISK IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY THESE LISTED IDEAS.⚠️⚠️ VEWIER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. ❗️All content within this story is fake and made up; none of it is based of real stories.❗️

Sonic the Hedgehog- A Rising Hero by Sonic24681012

This is the story of a young, heroic, blue hedgehog named Sonic and how he became a hero.(I apologize to all readers because this story does not follow any SEGA related stories whatsoever. I have many versions of how Sonic met my OC Peaches. The bar scenario is just one way of how they met. Sonic's life in this story is not SEGA related and is from my own imagionation. Sorry for the little use of some of the characters and the story unrelated to SEGA. SEGA owns all characters except for OCs. Please enjoy the story.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Characters Sonic the Hedgehog Bernie the Hedgehog Queen Aleena Jules the Hedgehog Amy Rose Tails the Fox Knuckles the Echidna Sally Acorn Rotor the Walrus Bunnie Rabbot Antione D' Coolett Ducly the Dragon Shadow the Hedgehog Robotnik/Eggman Snively OCs James Denverman Hyde Denverman Peaches Rose Robotnik Yin&Yang the Echidna Dedicated to Sonic by a girl who has loved him since fourth grade.

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𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗖 𝗢𝗡𝗘-𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘

✎ 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 💖I·ᴍ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʀᴇϙᴜᴇsᴛ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ . . . . . . . . . When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day it thought it could give Miles 'Tails' Prower lemons Do you know who I am?! I'm the one who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! Sonic belongs to ©𝚂 𝙴 𝙶 𝙰 𝐶𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑏𝑦 𝐊𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐚┊カイラ #ꮶꭺꭹꮮꭺꮐꭱꭼꭼɴ ┊Best rankings #943 - shadow #928 - amy #16 - artbook #207 - art