[NOTE: This book was written in 2010, a time of long-distance phone cards, weight-loss obsessions, and searching for a man as a solution to life's problems-what a messy time to be alive! In other words, I hope you enjoy this throwback, and while this book does end on a cliffhanger of sorts, the sequel addresses any unanswered questions (which is hopefully fair, given that book 1 is free, ya know?]
An awkward family homecoming at Christmas.
A humiliating public weigh-in, with two judging parents as the audience.
The announcement of a deadline for arranged marriage doom.
And that's just the first two chapters.
In "Year of the Chick," Romi Narindra must find love before her parents find her a husband.
Easy to say, less easy to live through, as this book takes you deep inside "awkward Indian living in the West."
To escape her fate, Romi wades through the waters of secret-dating, where self-consciousness is at an all-time high, and experience at an all-time low. It's the sort of thing that would turn almost anyone into a man-crazy freak with romance tunnel-vision, and that's exactly what ends up happening. All the while, a lack of inspiration in her corporate job leads Romi to her love of writing, in what quickly becomes a man-quest play-by-play.
From whiskey-breath scum bags to uni-brow creeps and everything in between, Romi and her wingmen come up empty time after time.
And that's when she meets a fellow writer.
On the Internet.
So will it be arranged marriage doom, or an Internet affair that's not as creepy as "To Catch a Predator"?
Time will tell in the "year of the chick," a twelve-month quest to find love.
Tick-tock.
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"Year of the Chick" is book one of a series, and book two is available at Amazon!
LENGTH: 75,000 words or 285 pages
DISCLAIMER: this book contains profanities, blunt accounts of the dating scene, and many awkward family moments. Enjoy!
It's not easy to be an unmarried British-Indian girl especially when your parents think you should have married by now! Nimmee has a decent job but is bored. She spends her free time writing and daydreaming about her backpacking days and the love of her life. Her family, however, would like her to stop woolgathering and find a suitable man--or else, they'll find one for her. An online dating website, Indianmarryme.com, seems like just the ticket--but will Nimmee find love, or only remain lost in the memories of the love she once had?
What follows is one hilarious misadventure after another. Several intriguing suitors come Nimmee's way, but her dates end in one disaster after another. With her scheming cousin and grandmother teasing and slowing her down, and memories of her past love still haunting and teasing her, we wonder if she will ever manage to find the right man?
Notes to readers-
This novel is a bit more of a high brow chicklet/romance/comedy with lots of cultural touchstones especially at start, but please persevere. If you are impatient, read first two chapters and then skip to chapter 5 to get straight into the dating/romance action.I promise you it will develop into a fab and interesting story which I have spent 4 loooooong years crafting.... THANK YOU :))