When Hermione Granger decides to give her life-long friend Harry Potter a check up since his line of work was rather dangerous, she discovers that the only real danger to him was his girlfriend Ginny Weasley.
Miss. Malfoy, the disappointment of her family partly due to her lack of a dick, comes into contact with Fred Weasley. From their first meeting it is clear what they want from each other and that they can both damage Draco with it is a nice bonus for both of them. Fred turns out to be completely different than she ever thought and their secret dates can't go well forever.....