"Relationships are complicated and come with too many strings that I don't have the time to pull. I'm busy and won't have much time to always be around to provide an amazing relationship. So, here's the offer, you come with me, be my baby girl - or Sugar Baby, in technical terms - and I'll spoil you to your little hearts desire. The only thing you'll have to do is be my arm candy when we're at events, please me when I need it, and live with me. How does that sound, Doll?"