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Ongoing, First published Mar 22, 2019
Mature
//I looked up to find him staring at me with such an intense look, that made me shiver with confusion.

"don't ......uhh........that..look.....makess me want to pee.......and tooo......." drunk me muttered

"and to what? He asked

" to kiss you, because y- you look like Flynn Ryder, you k-know from tangled. But my hair is short, and I am a Barbie princess. I drawled. I hate drunk me. 

He only smiled at me. And so we both inched closer till I could feel his breath on my face.

Suddenly, I felt bile rise in my throat.

And I did what no one expected me to. I puked at his face. Wayyyyyy to ruin the moment.//
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Vanessa, is your usual bubbly , crazy, hippy type of girl. with a loving elder sister and friends. With amazingly crazy bestfriends and equally crazy bets. There life revolves around DRAMA. Life takes a new turn when she ends up puking on the bad boy. DYLAN MCCLAIRE. Unfortunately,  his personality isn't as pretty as his face. 
Her life turns upside down when the unruly badboy who has no filter on his mouth drags her into gang games. 
He enters her life and that  is how she ends up in a spiral of pranks, unbelievable bets and games. 
 She is forced to into a series of pranks with her arch-nemesis Dylan Mcclaire, the hottest yet the most hateful male she has ever met. In a turn of events, her entire squad is forced in the gang games that span around a two week long road trip around the states ALONGSIDE DYLAN. Read the funny, quirky, weird tale filled with pranks, bets, action and Drama *evil laugh*
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