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The Best Way to Tease A.R.M.O. | A Collection of Short Stories

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The short stories in this book were all written by a ten- and eleven-year-old me. I was a horrible writer, I had no talent in the subject, and for some reason my teacher didn't kick me out of the classroom when I read these stories to the class.

All these stories are typed EXACTLY how they were written in my notebook, horrible grammar, spelling, punctuation, and all. I wanted y'all to see this as a way to show you that not all writers start out amazing. (I still don't understand why y'all like my writing.) It takes progress and practice to get anywhere with anything.

So, without further ado, enjoy.

(I can't believe I'm even publishing this. I'm seriously embarrassed by myself.)All Rights Reserved

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