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the book of absolute randomness and stupidity

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Parts 11
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cat_vampire_2002

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so if you read my other book, "you. you're the one." you'll know that I get pretty weird and random thoughts. I decided to make a book with all my weird thoughts. okay I'm done being formal. lemme give y'all a noice intro

are you being a lazy seal all day?
are you feeling like your life doesn't have a meaning whatsoever?
is your demon bf cheating on you with a ghost?
is he literally ghosting?


even if your answer is a fucking no, I don't care READ THIS BITCH 

"that was the worst intro ever"
"shut up intellectual donkey supreme"

okay don't read this.All Rights Reserved

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