A Real Man Buys Tampons

This is the story of Ollie, the man who willingly drove to the store at midnight, went in with an unbeknown faulty credit card and a confident stride in his step, and came out with a blush, tampons, and a phone number.
This is the story of a true man.

(Quick warning) I wrote this when i was like fifteen or sixteen- and looking back now I was a completely naive and disgusting child. So bare with me, read this because i wrote it to be read but remember it will be entirely disgustingly cliche and slightly disappointing (i was trying to be edgy okay leave me alone) THANK YOU so much for all the love, and read at your own risk!!!