Sh*t! I'm Sorry!
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  • Reads 7,868,255
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camerybear
Complete, First published Jun 28, 2014
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Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in Humor

What happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... 

Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coffee, you've ever had, spilt on his grey v-neck?

Or maybe when you're drunk off your head, can't walk in a straight line with a heel that is broken and your makeup smudged with a bottle of beer in your hand...

Then the next thing you know the world is spinning and that same gorgeous organism has you in his arms with the strong smell of your beer on his leather jacket?

When it comes to Ryan Einstein, Alexis Harrington needs a little help. Especially when her only instinct is to say..."Shit! I'm sorry!"

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The Side Character ☑ cover
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