So my therapist, Dr. Gina, asked me to list two things I like about my body and two I don’t. My list went something like this: Like: 1) Big boobs. (Does this count?) 2) Curvy. (I’m more squiggly, but what the hell.) Don’t like: 1) Flabby abs. 2) Thunder thighs, arms and neck. After looking at the list, Dr. Gina told me that I had low self-esteem and that I obviously knew what my problem was, so why didn’t I try to lose weight? I never went back. The only thing I lost in that session was my temper, goddamn skinny therapist.