How to kill Peter Parker
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  • Reads 437,709
  • Votes 15,992
  • Parts 35
  • Time 3h 3m
Complete, First published May 04, 2019
[COMPLETED]
  Deadpool, a mercenary, has been assigned to kill Peter Parker. When he uses Spiderman to get closer to Peter, though, something sparks within him. He notices Spiderman and Peter Parker are awfully close...
  
  Can he get the guts to kill his lover's best friend?
  
  (BASED OFF THE COMICS. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAN MADE.)
  
  Hehehehe everyone close to me knows how much I love Spideypool so OF COURSE I'm gonna write a fanfic about them and hope my friends don't find it-)
  
  Highest ranks:
  #1 Spideypool
  #1 Spiderpool 
  #2 Deadpool
  #7 Wadewilson
  #9 Peter Parker
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