The Problem With X rewritten by yours truly..........the original writer. You might be wondering why the fuck I'm doing this, but I don't even know how to answer. Shit about Maurice you might need to know to understand why the hell I rewrote his dialogue this way: He's Scottish-Australian, so his R's are basically nonexistent, as well as his filter, so he curses as much as I fucking do. My target audience is basically anyone who can read about gore, murder, and a dude with a weird accent talking about how fucked up he is without questioning it too much.