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    Shoot The Jerk
    Shoot The Jerk
    TheStupefying
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    TheStupefying
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    Complete, First published Aug 10, 2012
    This is the one where the principal gets his jollies by recruiting two stubborn violent know-it-alls for an assignment that ends up in...well, you know. 
        
        But before we go there, you also need to know that:
        
        (1) Jake Kincaid harbors a completely rational, completely justified amount of dislike towards Kayla Jackson.
        
        (2) She hates him because he's being mean.
        
        Now, if only them teenage hormones got that.
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    • arrogant
    • betrayal
    • eric
    • funny
    • hot
    • jerk
    • kayla
    • love
    • revenge
    • romance
    • school
    • shoot
    • sister
    • teen
    • teenfiction
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    • undiscoveredgems
    • wattys2014
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    Table of contentsLast updated May 25, 2014
    • Shoot The Jerk
    • Chapter 1: Walking Pink Fairytale Disaster in That Fab Tux.
    • Chapter 2: You Think She Glitters?
    • Chapter 3: Hyperventilating While Trying To Push My Shirt Up.
    • Chapter 4: Elevated To the Status of Pretty Girl.
    • Chapter 5: Everybody's Soles Are Dirty.
    • Chapter 6: Spray Painted Buffoon with a Horribly Hard Chest!
    • Chapter 7: Passionless Swapping Of Spit. Disgusting, I Know.
    • Chapter 8: A Foetus in Your Mother's Uterus.
    • Chapter 9: Courtney Was a Leech in Her Previous Birth.
    • Chapter 10: Second Door On the Right, Dear.
    • Chapter 11: She Wanted Me To Marry You Yesterday.
    • Chapter 12: Hoes Before Ex-Hoes.
    • Chapter 13: Bernard Was Actually Megamind.
    • Chapter 14: She Didn't End Up Pregnant That Day.
    • Chapter 15: The Amazing Girl Who Puked On Kayla.
    • Chapter 16: Two Words. Kayla. Jackson.
    • Chapter 17: ONTJ
    • Chapter 18: Finally.
    • Chapter 19: A Pool of Frustrated Green Slime.
    • Chapter 20: The Biker Chick Is Wearing A Sundress.
    • Chapter 21: This Is Going To Get Awk-mmmphf!
    • Epilogue: Part 1
    • Epilogue: Part 2
    • Epilogue: Part 3

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    • Shoot The Jerk
    • Chapter 1: Walking Pink Fairytale Disaster in That Fab Tux.
    • Chapter 2: You Think She Glitters?
    • Chapter 3: Hyperventilating While Trying To Push My Shirt Up.
    • Chapter 4: Elevated To the Status of Pretty Girl.
    • Chapter 5: Everybody's Soles Are Dirty.
    • Chapter 6: Spray Painted Buffoon with a Horribly Hard Chest!
    • Chapter 7: Passionless Swapping Of Spit. Disgusting, I Know.
    • Chapter 8: A Foetus in Your Mother's Uterus.
    • Chapter 9: Courtney Was a Leech in Her Previous Birth.
    • Chapter 10: Second Door On the Right, Dear.
    • Chapter 11: She Wanted Me To Marry You Yesterday.
    • Chapter 12: Hoes Before Ex-Hoes.
    • Chapter 13: Bernard Was Actually Megamind.
    • Chapter 14: She Didn't End Up Pregnant That Day.
    • Chapter 15: The Amazing Girl Who Puked On Kayla.
    • Chapter 16: Two Words. Kayla. Jackson.
    • Chapter 17: ONTJ
    • Chapter 18: Finally.
    • Chapter 19: A Pool of Frustrated Green Slime.
    • Chapter 20: The Biker Chick Is Wearing A Sundress.
    • Chapter 21: This Is Going To Get Awk-mmmphf!
    • Epilogue: Part 1
    • Epilogue: Part 2
    • Epilogue: Part 3
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