A lieutenant who's a total punching bag. A chief who's an alt-right, conspiracy theorist. An asari scientist who's a complete tweak. And a smoking hot, turian mall-cop. Can the bumbling and loose-cannon (and non-canon) Commander Caleb Shepard both seduce this Prince of Palaven and lead his dysfunctional crew to stop Saren before shit hits the fan? Short answer: probably not.