Patch The Alpha X Reader **GOING THROUGH REVAMP**

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Reads 1,189
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Parts 19
Time 17m

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**GOING THROUGH REVAMP** will add desc later..

  
  The cover is a photo I took of coretoon aj peeking though my bedroom window while I was in bed.  
  
  ((Highest rank: #12 in anal jam, like seriously, who is reading this?))All Rights Reserved

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"Walter tells Stephen to move back so he can see his c*ck better. I noticed his grunting slowing down so it' s not a surprise. This is the third time my husband has had me have sex with our basement tenant. I used to like Stephen so that's the part of about all of this that most depresses me." The first in a series of short stories in "The D-Word" collection, "Watching" is the story of a young immigrant to Canada named Kali. After graduating from high school she is married off by her father to a much older family friend who she soon discovers has an unusual hobby. Walter is physically repugnant to Kali and she's extremely grateful he does not have sex with her. But she wonders what he does in his room where he increasingly spends most of his time. After Walter loses his job he renovates his basement and selects an attractive university student, Stephen, as the tenant. A few months later he informs Kali that they will be visiting the basement apartment and Stephen the following evening and that she needs to get a good night's sleep and bathe following work the next day. This story is based on a divorce case I edited many years ago while working at my first job as a legal editor for a publishing company. As I edited these cases I learned over and over again that truth can indeed be stranger and even kinkier than fiction.

Transported to Cookie Run as the Baker (CRK Self-aware x Isekai fanfiction) by vialy_MC

Story cover by Ceasy Cheesy. You are a college student who enjoy playing CRK. One day, while on your way to university and doing your daily grind on your phone, you weren't paying attention and ended up dying in the funniest way possible. You then get transported to Earthbread with body of a Cookie. Now you are in Earthbread and you have no idea what to do. Good news is that you still have your phone with you. But what you didn't expect is that the phone can summon Cookies you own in the game and they KNOW you are their Baker. Follow our Baker and his Cookies as they will go on an epic adventure with Gingerbrave's gang to stop Cookies of Darkness and Dark Enchantress Cookie! Note: - This idea is inspired by @lavender-butterfly-cookie on Tumblr and @MareuBondad , @_k1rb_ on Wattpad, huge shoutout to them! - The instrutive thought is telling me to write this story, send help please. - Expect grammar error cuz I'm not native English speaker (I'm Asian, duh!) but hopefully you guys can understand it. - Lots of references so don't look at me with disgust! - This is my first work so if you have criticism, feel free to comment about it. I will try to improve it. (which is never :)))) but yeah) - Update depends on my motivation or every Sunday.

cover made by: @Toxic_Waste1240 please don't question me on the title...this is a joke but I may work on it more but anyway enjoy.

cookie run shitpost oneshots/headcanons by kiwinatorwaffles

no more updates! thanks for reading gang kiwi has finally reached the breaking point and died making this book of bullshit cookie run didn't deserve this (suggestive mentions but no direct nsfw so its fine- also there's swearing) (this is a SHITPOST book not a romance one xjsnaknakajaka) (cover found from google)

Jay Walker x male reader oneshots by JayWalkerInABikini

Jay is a bottom and I can prove it. might be some smut, idk I'm a 20 year old virgin, the fuck is sex?? I do what I want

[Baker, Baker, We'll make you better~] Self-Aware Cookie Run x Reader by MareuBondad

"Another day, another mission done!" You take a brief sigh after finishing your daily missions in Kingdom. You turned off your phone and call it a day. Inside your phone, Gingerbrave, the mascot and the main character of every single Cookie Run game ever since their series debut long ago, has happily announced that their fellow baker is happy of what they have accomplished. "Great work everycookie! Seems our Baker is very happy that he managed to accomplished their daily missions for today!" He said as every single cookie from Ovenbreak, Kingdom, Witch's Castle & even the newly game that just came out, Tower of Adventures happily cheered in happiness. But then one day...something changed. "...I think I'm getting a bit burned out from playing each Cookie Run game..." You said as you rubbed your head, a bit stressed out and tired. "Ovenbreak is becoming pay-to-win recently, Kingdom is releasing too much overkill cookies that everytime I need to save up my crystals and other stuff, Witch's Castle is getting a bit too boring now, and Tower of Adventures is getting a bit laggy and buggy nowadays..." You sighed and not sure what else to do now but then you said... "Mabye...I should quit playing Cookie Run and move on to other games..." Those words struck the cookies behind the screens with sadness and despair. You turned off your phone to take a break, and went to take a bit of a walk. As the cookies were falling down to their knees and having tears on their eyecing on realizing what you said, they can't let you go. They won't let you move on from them. They need you. Until...they realized that their games became their pay-to-win prison this whole time...they all had enough. They want to escape from their game prisons and go to you. Then, they all devised a plan. Those words that you said to them with no awareness of yourself, will change your life forever.

The title says it. Please give requests 😚✌🏻 -cover is my picture- In all smut chapters/scenes y/n is presumed to be the age of consent.⚠️

Lumity on crack and dumb shit by Depressed_lumity_fan

The cover art isn't mine and idk who made it. This is just i book i write in when i am bored. I call tham shitshots. shitshots are like oneshots but shit. Also the writing in this is shit accomplished #18 in amityxluz #1 in blightsexual #11 in dumb #3 in luzbian #28 in AmityBlight #162 in theowlhouse

Creepypasta boyfriend Scenarios (discontinued ) by Phoenix_Queen01

Thanks for 20k+ reads I've fallen out of the fandom and I've decided to not continue. It is a bit cringey I'll be honest, but I had no clue what I was doing when I stated this over 4 years ago I do have other works but I've not uploaded them an a while trying to come back to this app.

Watching

"Walter tells Stephen to move back so he can see his c*ck better. I noticed his grunting slowing down so it' s not a surprise. This is the third time my husband has had me have sex with our basement tenant. I used to like Stephen so that's the part of about all of this that most depresses me." The first in a series of short stories in "The D-Word" collection, "Watching" is the story of a young immigrant to Canada named Kali. After graduating from high school she is married off by her father to a much older family friend who she soon discovers has an unusual hobby. Walter is physically repugnant to Kali and she's extremely grateful he does not have sex with her. But she wonders what he does in his room where he increasingly spends most of his time. After Walter loses his job he renovates his basement and selects an attractive university student, Stephen, as the tenant. A few months later he informs Kali that they will be visiting the basement apartment and Stephen the following evening and that she needs to get a good night's sleep and bathe following work the next day. This story is based on a divorce case I edited many years ago while working at my first job as a legal editor for a publishing company. As I edited these cases I learned over and over again that truth can indeed be stranger and even kinkier than fiction.

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