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Fifty years ago, the city hall of Saltine Avocado decided to sell twelve hundred yards of public land to a wealthy veteran called Mr. Crimea. There, Mr
Crimea erected a thirteen-story-high construction, topped by a penthouse where he chose to live.

Soon after this, the town hall recognized their failure to the citizens who saw the this construction, three times above the height of all other buildings in town, obscure the landscape of the historical centre of Saltine Avocado. But now the Crimea building was built, and they were now unable to pay for its demolition without spending an incredible ammount of money. 

Flash-forward fifty years.

Twelve of the owners remain inside this building when a long-awaited eviction notice arrives. Jason Brie and his wife are living in Canada when their learn about the news. In order to occupy their last strand of land in American soil, they rush out to Saltine, stocking up on electrical batteries and food. After filling their tubs with tap water and hanging a Crimean flag on their windows, they brace themselves for the worst.All Rights Reserved

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Above All by bb2410

"I mean what's a party if they're no Idizians, am I right?" The night of the Day of Doves changes everything for Amani Cloutier, a 27-year old top agent at a prestigious PR firm in Canada who has been tasked with the ultimate job of her career... Changing the Idizians public opinion on the royal family, especially the prince twins of Idizia. Two polar opposite boys with no regard at how they should conduct themselves while living in the lap of luxury. In a blink of an eye, she is thrust into the native home in which her parents had once forgone due to unknown circumstances. Astonishing news of her true lineage and where she comes from and her ultimate duty to the country has completely altered the trajectory of where she thought her life would be at this point. Amani never thought she herself would be fighting to be... Empress? As she continues working for the royal family and learns more of the history, dots begin to connect on her parent's secrecy concerning their home country and what that means for her own presence here in Idizia. Join Amani in a journey of learning her family's past and the strong connections her parents had with the former royal family that were tragically assassinated by a rogue group of deviants for reasons never disclosed. Will she find what she's looking for? Answers unseen in the public's eyes. Will she follow her heart and emotions while catching the eye of many love interests? In the end, will Amani reign above all?

Just Patiently Waiting For You To Notice Me (Kellic BoyXBoy) by hhybtt

Kellin and Vic go to the same high school but no one knows what Kellin looks like because he keeps his hair in his face. He has heard the rumors and the jokes and shit said about him but he doesn't intend to let it get to him. Kellin has Falling In Reverse tickets and Justin it bailing on him because he's sick to his stomach. Justin told him to give his tickets to the cute boy who was wearing a FIR shirt multiple times so Kellin does. Kellin wears his friends clothes outside of school and when he's away from his mom, he's made to wear stuff like polo shirts and khakis so he has his own clothing stash at all of his friends' Vic has silently been watching the boy who never showed his face, his name name being unknown to him. He has a crush and is determined to get to know him one day. He was the first in the school to see him smile when he gave him the ticket When they go on a movie date and Kellin, more known as Beatus gets recognized and they need to run. The person who recognized him pushed him against a wall and moves his hair. Without any reaction from Vic he fights back as much as he possibly can without the fact of him giving away he was the leader of a gang. ________ Started January of 2017. Ended March sixth of 2017 Every fact about cars/anything in this story is most likely not true.

We Were Happy by MoonlightWriterr04

Gracie and Zade are the two richest people in the world. They have everything, except love. But, when they meet and get married, can they make it work? ---- " Why didn't you tell me you were hurt? " " You never cared enough to notice." " I love you. " " I don't feel that way anymore. " Six words. 8 years. It was all gone at that moment and I realized it. Each word cut into my heart like the sharpest sword. Six scars are forever etched into my heart. I could feel myself breaking. Eight million moments spent together, each moment deeply and carefully carved into my heart and it was all erased just like that. "I know."

Love, Revenge and War by BonangLeboc

"Nigga, you saw I was going to park out here but you stupid enough to steal it from me, take your car and pull over because this is my park bro," I say looking up at him. He smirks and puts on his glasses and walks away. If i was allowed to come to school with a gun I would have shot his head out a long time ago. .... Meet Faith stubborn, filthy rich and ruthless, the queen of the drug mafia the 50's. She is 19years old and took over the business when her father was shot dead by the fkays thier enemy's. Distraction, Feelings, Love, Revenge and War But maybe it's real or maybe it was all a dream Read at your own risk😈 Vote, comment and share😉😆

Descendants of Ancient by ArnoldKumar

Sabrim Valor, the second strongest right after Rizwemi, was hinted of the evil ideologies his own elder brother Tarshim has taken up. And alongside him was Barkust, Titania and Rizwemi. Sabrim allied with Luanis, Avesa and Parch. After a long war, Rizwemi killed Sabrim with his weapon "Cazter", a blade which can soak the life force of anyone and turn them into a lifeless being. Sabrim in his last breath, used his cubic weapon to trap Rizwemi and binded it into another realm. The battle was won by Sabrim and those who allied with Rizwemi was sent into an unknown void of darkness for eternity. ***************************************** It's been atleast 78,000 years old when the war took place. Now it's the modern day and everyone has a living. They gave up the old legends and tales believing it to be myths. However, Slyff Cherim a young archaeologists and dreamer believes all these things to be true. He comes across the ancient history of Arsilon and reads the different ages heroes and their battles against the realm of darkness. He wished for a miracle to take place and came across a meteorite, turning his world completely upside down. Infested with the powers of a celestial named Tarshim. He goes into a state where he becomes aggressive, agitated and only one mission to save earth from the dangers of the upcoming future. How he wants to achieve it? Well destroy the Teraforce and save everyone (or not). Another individual, Aiden Tom Wafler is your struggling employee at a food marketing company. Who accidentally meets another celestial Parch Seveky, who tells him to become a warrior to stop Slyff and Tarshim from destroying the Teraforce as it might end the world and some parts of the cosmos. Both of them now must race to save the earth but can they achieve it? Who will be the first to act and what consequences would they have to follow up for their actions? *****

DyverCity by Fabtabulous22

⚠️ Warning!!⚠️ ⚠️ Contains mature content such as smut, violence, language and drug use⚠️ "Life is a cruel lottery-misfortune rains on all, while fleeting blessings tease only a few. For people like me, the darkness clings like damp rot, and any flicker of light snuffs out before it can warm the soul." "You might be different," he said, voice soft. "There's goodness in you." I laughed, a bitter edge cutting through. "After the wreckage I've left behind? No, I'm no exception. And neither are you." In a world crawling with criminals, where mobsters pull the strings and masks hide every face, beauty is just a lure for the unwary. The most breathtaking places? They're the deadliest traps. Kaleb Amato, Ridgewood High's golden quarterback, reigns with swagger and a mind sharp as a blade. A bright future gleams ahead-arrogant, untouchable. A hero? Hardly. Mia Langley, a firecracker with a tongue like a whip and a mind in splinters, storms back after two years in a brutal boot camp. Sweet? Innocent? The idea's a punchline. She's home now, but DyverCity's first rule has slipped her mind: don't let its seductive shimmer fool you. This city's a Venus flytrap-get caught in its jaws, and you're not getting out alive. Currently editing-

Truth Or Dare » Jeydan SweetWale One-Shots ✔ by AquaSongMLP1

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Perfect Storm by RainyVenus_

___________________________ "You were mine the second you put your signature on that contract." He looked at me with pure lust and dominance in his eyes. "F*ck you." He smirks and moves closer to me, coming to my side of the booth and caging me against the window. "I'll give you what you want if you do." "And what do I want?" I question, holding eye contact. "My head between your legs." ❀❀❀ "Dating or not... you're still mine." Astoria always thought that the world was set up a certain way. That way being two levels of living. There were the rich people, and then there were the people who could barely afford a pack of ramen noodles. Obviously she was the ladder. She always hated the rich people she would see around the city. They had more money than they needed and didn't think to help the lower people. She was always alone. Her mother died when giving birth to her and her father gave her to her grandmother who died of old age before she could turn 3. She was orphaned and in foster homes her whole life, being alone was all she knew. On top of that her job as an exotic dancer barley covered her bills and she was late 3 months in payment. What was left for her? She had nothing. Until one of the club Clients offers her a deal that may change her life... Read Perfect Storm to find out how this predicament takes place... ❀❀❀ Ratings: #1 Contract - 8|13|2023

PRECIOUS(Not Edited) by Awuor6

"What the hell is your problem Mario."I yelled breathing unevenly. I noticed him fuming. I bet he hated being yelled at. Well, guess what, I didn't care. " You can't forbid me from going outside."I pointed my index finger to the gigantic black door that I just busted through. "Don't you. Yell.at me."his teeth were gritted so tightly I could see them through his skin. "I just wanted us to talk and where the hell were you going?"I rolled my eyes. Was he being serious right now. We never talked . He always issued orders to me. "You don't want to talk.you want to give and order. I just want a minute alone to think."I reasoned almost crying. "And you don't want to think precious. I know the moment you step out that gate, you would leave me."he looked at me clearly trying to put his anger in check.What the hell was he even mad at?what on earth was he talking about? "W-what?" "Just fucking go upstairs! go and think from there!"he snapped. His hands balled into a fist. "You can not order me to think. I am not in the mood anymore.why don't you go ahead and write your orders down..that's what you are good at99 anyway. Husband! "he gave me a poker face making me wonder who the hell I got married to . I couldn't stand him even for a second. Sighing I turned around to the spiral stairs going to the bedroom. I just prayed that he kept his dumb ass downstairs or back to his office. Precious A 2o years old economic graduate has a bit of bad luck in choosing her partner. She was left at the alter,suffered his home's wrath until she had to move. Mario A 30 years old multi billionaire with a nasty attittuude and a dark past.he was a straight manwhore until he met precious. They got married but his possessive nature proved to be a stumbling block.

Grey Sweat Pant's Entanglement 7 by BlkQween

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Above All cover

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Truth Or Dare » Jeydan SweetWale One-Shots ✔ cover

Perfect Storm cover

PRECIOUS(Not Edited) cover

Grey Sweat Pant's Entanglement 7 cover

Above All

"I mean what's a party if they're no Idizians, am I right?" The night of the Day of Doves changes everything for Amani Cloutier, a 27-year old top agent at a prestigious PR firm in Canada who has been tasked with the ultimate job of her career... Changing the Idizians public opinion on the royal family, especially the prince twins of Idizia. Two polar opposite boys with no regard at how they should conduct themselves while living in the lap of luxury. In a blink of an eye, she is thrust into the native home in which her parents had once forgone due to unknown circumstances. Astonishing news of her true lineage and where she comes from and her ultimate duty to the country has completely altered the trajectory of where she thought her life would be at this point. Amani never thought she herself would be fighting to be... Empress? As she continues working for the royal family and learns more of the history, dots begin to connect on her parent's secrecy concerning their home country and what that means for her own presence here in Idizia. Join Amani in a journey of learning her family's past and the strong connections her parents had with the former royal family that were tragically assassinated by a rogue group of deviants for reasons never disclosed. Will she find what she's looking for? Answers unseen in the public's eyes. Will she follow her heart and emotions while catching the eye of many love interests? In the end, will Amani reign above all?