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Fifty years ago, the city hall of Saltine Avocado decided to sell twelve hundred yards of public land to a wealthy veteran called Mr. Crimea. There, Mr
Crimea erected a thirteen-story-high construction, topped by a penthouse where he chose to live.

Soon after this, the town hall recognized their failure to the citizens who saw the this construction, three times above the height of all other buildings in town, obscure the landscape of the historical centre of Saltine Avocado. But now the Crimea building was built, and they were now unable to pay for its demolition without spending an incredible ammount of money. 

Flash-forward fifty years.

Twelve of the owners remain inside this building when a long-awaited eviction notice arrives. Jason Brie and his wife are living in Canada when their learn about the news. In order to occupy their last strand of land in American soil, they rush out to Saltine, stocking up on electrical batteries and food. After filling their tubs with tap water and hanging a Crimean flag on their windows, they brace themselves for the worst.All Rights Reserved

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Fifty Shades Alternative | ✔ by cookiecream_x

Our faces are just inches away, his breath fanning my face. And after that, he says something, says a simple sentence that makes everything in my insides clench and yet makes me feel safe at the same time. "You are not alone", he says in a firm yet soothing voice. ~*~*~*~ Ana took a self pregnancy test and found out she is pregnant. She, being young & naïve confronts Christian indirectly about it and is heart broken when she finds out he doesn't want kids until a distant future. She runs away, thinking there is no way she can convince him otherwise. But after 6 years, she comes back to Seattle. The question is Why? Why did she come back all of a sudden? What will Christian think when he finds out he has a child? *Gets Better As You Read It* •Top Rank In Fanfiction: #734 on 3rd May, 2018 (based on previous ranking system) In Life: #38 on 11th May 2018. In Fifty Shades Trilogy: #1 on 11th May, 2018 In Fifty Shades Fanfiction: #1 on 11th October, 2019. Start: 13th October, 2017. Finished: 22nd March, 2019.

Project Blackpool by Gish_Sky

Skibidi toilet, skibidi toilet! Join our unreliable narrator, 12 year old Jason Asher as the District 1 Male tribute for the 11th Annual Hunger Games. Set in an AU from the Hunger Games series, screw the musty crusty old amphitheater arena! From a district partner who *probably* hates him, to the eccentric John Smith who kidnapped him on the train, Jace is not getting his anticipated Hunger Games hype experience. The District 8 Female, Kyara Evergreen is super hot, but careers can't alliance with outliers, right? With Emily Chen kicking him out of his own suite, Jace might as well give it a shot... Oh wait, her friend, the District 6 Female, Vienna Woods, is also super hot! Don't let your memes be dreams, because Jace certainly won't! On a more serious note, the US government uses a Discord game server to create the perfect tacticians for an impending war, using the Hunger Games and RPG-based mechanics. As the final test, the best individuals' consciousness are uploaded to a Hunger Games simulation. Only one can survive. A huge acknowledgement to beelzebubthethird (John Smith), lithium.batteries (Best Aker), the.evergreen (Kyara Evergreen), m.eris_neptune (Vienna Woods) and jacarandjas (Emily Chen) for letting me use their characters. All characters and events in this story-even those based on real people-are entirely fictional. Yea, I pulled this quote from South Park. You're welcome. And no, you may not sue me.

We Were Happy by MoonlightWriterr04

Gracie and Zade are the two richest people in the world. They have everything, except love. But, when they meet and get married, can they make it work? ---- " Why didn't you tell me you were hurt? " " You never cared enough to notice." " I love you. " " I don't feel that way anymore. " Six words. 8 years. It was all gone at that moment and I realized it. Each word cut into my heart like the sharpest sword. Six scars are forever etched into my heart. I could feel myself breaking. Eight million moments spent together, each moment deeply and carefully carved into my heart and it was all erased just like that. "I know."

Grey Sweat Pant's Entanglement 7 by BlkQween

✅ COMPLETE Kalel has lost both parent's in New York City's World Trade Center. His mother worked in building two and his father worked in the World Financial Center. At seventeen he claimed both of their dead body's from the NYC morgue. With his 18th birthday three weeks away Kalel not only has a double funeral's to plan but he is in the middle of a custody battle with the city of New York to maintain custody of his ten year old sister Amanda. Once Kalel goes to court he is told he must get and maintain gainful employment. How and where can an eighteen year old work paying enough to care for himself, his sister and pay off the last five year's left on the mortgage for the family home willed to he and his sister? One day while jogging in the park a woman offer's him a job as a janitor. When Kalel show's up for the position is he there for his cleaning skill, or his pipe game and what's in his Grey Sweat pant's? Will Kalel get caught in a racy life of sex, lies and deceit? Will he do what it takes to get his sister back? Grey sweat pant's is a story of a desperate boy who is quickly ushered into the world of being a grown ass man shaking what his mama gave him in those GRAY SWEAT PANT'S Grab ya glass this entanglement is guaranteed to take you on a sexy thriller ride! Also check out by Blk Qween https://www.wattpad.com/story/278623753?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=BlkQween&wp_originator=TM0iTT16y1VgsrSevbxFemqHaGUY0ft13YV4Msu%2FXU0qEtSGVDPRhdVsQV60bTwXwatYuXpxqoO7lEQ8eMlBpSxn10A2u9GzKcwJZq5tUb2IMKDPw4EMvoRrLBTeXYIU

Perfect Storm by RainyVenus_

___________________________ "You were mine the second you put your signature on that contract." He looked at me with pure lust and dominance in his eyes. "F*ck you." He smirks and moves closer to me, coming to my side of the booth and caging me against the window. "I'll give you what you want if you do." "And what do I want?" I question, holding eye contact. "My head between your legs." ❀❀❀ "Dating or not... you're still mine." Astoria always thought that the world was set up a certain way. That way being two levels of living. There were the rich people, and then there were the people who could barely afford a pack of ramen noodles. Obviously she was the ladder. She always hated the rich people she would see around the city. They had more money than they needed and didn't think to help the lower people. She was always alone. Her mother died when giving birth to her and her father gave her to her grandmother who died of old age before she could turn 3. She was orphaned and in foster homes her whole life, being alone was all she knew. On top of that her job as an exotic dancer barley covered her bills and she was late 3 months in payment. What was left for her? She had nothing. Until one of the club Clients offers her a deal that may change her life... Read Perfect Storm to find out how this predicament takes place... ❀❀❀ Ratings: #1 Contract - 8|13|2023

Book 1✔️ The Mafia Entanglement by LoveLiveLust

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PRECIOUS(Not Edited) by Awuor6

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The Real One by _Dancer_jay

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The Last Vault by RyanMaxfield

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True Identity // A Socksfor1 Horror AU by TheAddieDragon

Humans are quite possibly the lowest level of life from what I can tell. They just come and go as they please, destroy what they please, and contain unknown beings like me for "the safety of humanity." Yeah, right. And they're also pretty stupid, judging from how easy it was to break free from those foundation fools holding me captive. And now I'm stuck controlling a human body (that does NOT like to cooperate, mind you) while I complete my final plans for the human race. And if you're wondering... yes, I'm going to murder them all. Starting with this little "Skeld Crew" that I've heard about. Not much, but a start. A start that will strike the fear essence of my true power into the hearts of every human in existence. - Unknown ---------- 541 & Dr Vyllin are the only characters in this I own. All the others belong to their respected owners. !DISCLAIMER! This story is a horror type story. There will be themes relating to/depicting: blood, death, gore, corruption, cannibalism, body horror, etc. If you are sensitive to these topics, reader discretion is advised. Started: May 6, 2022 Completed: October 2, 2022 - Milestones - 1K - August 2022 2K - February 2023

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PRECIOUS(Not Edited) cover

The Real One cover

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Fifty Shades Alternative | ✔

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