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How To Lose Weight And Survive The Apocalypse

Blondeanddangerous

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Reads 325,093
Votes 29,109
Parts 31
Time 8h 18m

Wattys winner

Blondeanddangerous

One woman's guide to falling in love, getting fit and surviving the end of the world.

Karla is busy running her own business, half-heartedly trying to lose her belly fat, and avoiding thinking about her single-status - she does not have time for civilisation to fall apart rn.

But when the world as she knows it crumbles like a triple-choc cookie, Karla will have to embark on the trip of a lifetime to find safety.  Traversing the vastness of the Australian east coast, Karla and her companions - a misfit band of workmates and one reasonably attractive stranger - will find adventure, love and a new dress size.

Rom-com meets disaster movie meets extreme-makeover, this story is for anyone who needs the motivation of a planetary disaster to change their world.All Rights Reserved

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