Avengers | BTS Crackfic (π—†π—Žπ—…π—π—‚)
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  • Reads 53,180
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  • Parts 22
  • Time 1h 43m
Ongoing, First published Sep 06, 2019
"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! " hoseok yelled, holding up his shield, as they all reached the their destination.

"first of all", yoongi started, "we're all literally right here you blind bitch so stop trying to assemble us", he continued, " and stop being so fucking loud hoe, my mom just called me and said she can literally hear you all the way from daegu"

taehyung snickered, "that's what she said last- "

"fucking complete that sentence, doctor weird and i swear to God i will fucking dislocate your kneecaps" yoongi said, stepping in front of taehyung.

"atleast i have kneecaps, shorty", taehyung bravely replied with a smirk.

"THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE SHIT-" yoongi angrily yelled as he grabbed taehyung by his cape's collar.

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-bts as avengers! au

The universally-loved superheroes decide to film a documentary to give their fans a peek inside what goes on in their lives. One where they aren't being the brave superheroes that the world knows, but are showcasing their real, crackhead selves.

- featuring special guest appearance from bang shi hyuk oppa, lucas, baekhyun, sehun, jackson, hyunjin, soobin, & heuningkai
(basically the entire kpoop industry)

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