Of Woes, Bows and Hoes (Vernon Dursley X Dolores Umbridge)

On a dreary, miserable eve Vernon Dursley finds himself swept away and enraptured by the most unlikely of woes. (and hoes). Join him on his life changing journey as he finds himself, a wife, a pig-child and possibly more than he bargained for in this harrowing tale.

Updated summary. I hadn't realised how much of a mess the original was.

Love from the ever devoted absent writer.