Of Woes, Bows and Hoes (Vernon Dursley X Dolores Umbridge)
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  • Reads 1,993
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  • Parts 8
  • Time 21m
LilyTheRiddler7
Ongoing, First published Sep 10, 2019
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On a dreary, miserable eve Vernon Dursley finds himself swept away and enraptured by the most unlikely of woes. (and hoes). Join him on his life changing journey as he finds himself, a wife, a pig-child and possibly more than he bargained for in this harrowing tale.

Updated summary. I hadn't realised how much of a mess the original was.

Love from the ever devoted absent writer.
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