2 parts Complete Meet the cynical Namikaze ('Actually, it's Uzumaki') Naruto; his faithful stalker, and if he has any saying in it, future husband, Uchiha Sasuke; his crybaby, over bearing father, Namikaze Minato; their entire police force entourage of lazy asses, chain smokers and over-eaters and of course- Gaara of the Plastic Gun. You think you have it easy? Try being our hero for a day. Beware the OOC, BL, AU, cursing, crime n guns.