The Natural Pageant || coming soon

Come as you are,

And if your make up skills are up to par,

Then throw them in a jar,

Because this is to release your inner star,

Come only, if you come as you are.

What is the purpose of beauty pageants? Have you ever realized a beauty pageant is quite the paradox? It is practically a contest for beauty yet all the participants cake pounds of make up on. What happened to true beauty? Oh yeah, make up was introduced.

Why don't people enter a beauty pageant with a messy bun, sweatpants, and a t-shirt? If that is their true self then what are they doing wearing a pink, uncomfortable dress with tons of make up on?

I introduce to you the first Natural Pageant.

There are many stages to prep you including: 30 second introductions, all unnatural beauty removal, shopping from a comfy store, and much more.

Those who choose unnatural beauty over real beauty will be disqualified.

Let the Natural Pageant begin!