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Webs, Guns, & Condoms » Spideypool Oneshots
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  • Parts 6
  • Time 1h 24m
Ongoing, First published Sep 29, 2019
Mature
This will probably never be published and is for the pure writing enjoyment of two undeniably bored idiots.

" .  .  . "

- Looks like that worked out well now didn't it?

Welcome to "Webs, Guns, and Condoms" a oneshot collection featuring the pairing of Spider-Man and Deadpool, better known as Spideypool. 

This collection is not Rated E for Everyone, so skedaddle and play with your legos little children because this book is for the big kids!

This book contains mature themes such as, violence, mentions of mental illness, foul language, sexual content, jokes that will probably go over kids' heads, depression and other themes like it, alcohol, drugs (maybe?), oh and did we mention sex?

Essentially, if you're too sensitive, not old enough, or too uncomfortable to be reading this sort of content, please keep scrolling. 

Or swiping.

Who knows, maybe both? We can swing both ways like that.

Anyways, enough with the warnings, just read the book if you're too cool for school or just the right amount of cool to understand that a higher education is good for you!

Okay in all seriousness, if you're comfortable with these themes, then go ahead and read!

Sincerely and Sarcastically,
- Two Idiots Who Write 
  @WebslingingWebhead & @PeterReidNotParker
All Rights Reserved
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