If I'm Going To Have A Past... I Prefer It To Be Multiple Choice.
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Ongoing, First published Oct 10, 2019
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Who was the infamous "Clown Prince Of Crime" before he became the Joker? Maybe he was an average man who went by the name of Patrick Verona. Follow the Clown's transformation from sane to insane, all through the eyes of the person who was there to witness it all.

So basically this is based off of 10 Things I Hate About You and Patrick sort of becomes the Joker... And yeah.

The title is taken from the Joker's quote in Alan Moore's "The Killing Joke". There are various origin stories of the Clown, it is not limited to one. So this is my made up origin story of the Joker.

Book started: Oct. 9th, 2019.
Ended:?
Disclaimer: I do NOT own the character's (Joker and Patrick) obviously.
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