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Escritos do Zé Pirata

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Reads 37
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Parts 7
Time 12m

engraçados estórias humor piadas textos

Durante anos o autor escreveu para jornais com o pseudônimo de Zé Pirata. Aqui estão alguns de seus textos, como a estória dos ladrões que literalmente cairam do galho, o repórter que fez ligação errada para o "Pestana" e várias outras. Há também uma lista de nomes interessantes como o Alam Brado, o Jacinto Dor Rego da Costa . Não faltam também as frases do Zé Pirata como:"Tudo na vida tudo passa, o tempo passa, o ferro elétrico passa, a uva passa"...All Rights Reserved

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