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Reads 68,644
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Parts 70
Time 2h 21m

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!
No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far.
Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right now.

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Machine by PaperMars

He's like a machine. He hates to be touched. He hates anything to be non-sanitized. He can't stand human emotion. He fakes a personality, just to seem okay. He hates technology, but is nothing without it. He's a professor to the class, but supposed to be a student. He teaches the same thing everyday, but was meant to be there only to learn. And then he loses control, unable to be a machine any longer, he begins to realize worshiping technology is nothing but a curse. He holds the life of an introvert, the life of a mad man, and he admits to it. All of it. ~~ "You're useless. Nothing but a controlled soul in a shell of a body." "Then just label me a machine, there is nothing more insane than that."

The End To An Eons Long War (SCP reader) by A_C_QZ

Y/N was contained by the foundation when they were 19 years old. Or at least that's what the foundation thought... And that's exactly what Y/N wants them to think. disclaimer: This book is 13+ in general due to it containing: -Violence -Gore -Cussing There might be chapters that I would consider 16+ due to some chapters being more violent or gorey, but I'll give a 16+ warning at the beginning of the chapter if that was the case. Also, the SCP foundation and the SCPs do not belong to me and if you want to read more about them separately go to the SCP foundation wiki. Content relating to the SCP foundation, including it's logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts are originally from http://www.scp-wiki.net

Creature (Minecraft YouTuber AU) by enchantedreadshere

As the trees and its land slowly burn down by he deadly purple acid, a man that was watching from afar shivered at this sight. This has been going on for ages, and the creature hasn't been stopped. If they didn't stop the thing on time, everything they knew, everything they have ever known. Every building ever created, every world that has been generated, would be gone. The man looked towards his companion, or was he, his companion? His friend has been acting a bit strange, acting anything but not himself. The man took a deep breath and sighed. He looked towards the man with a stern face, gripping onto his iron sword. "Are you sure, you aren't, It?" His friend looked back at him, and chuckled coldly in response. "You know me, buddy, I wouldn't let It get to me." On the next day, the man's friend was gone. So was the other. *Narrating will get better the more you read* *COMPLETE* (YouTubers au, based on the actual ******** world. More and more YouTubers will appear, some will get mentioned, some will appear once, and some will not, and if you're a youtuber reading this, please don't read this cause uhhh, it's not good. There will be no cursing in this! So don't expect any curses. Please do not take this seriously. Only used to entertain fans.) Story cover by my very good friend in real life @zerinieee

ChargedMetal (Original.) by DCTheGladTrashBag

A poor quality Fanfiction about my (cancerous) crossover OTP. It gets worse every chapter, and nothing will end me. (Unless I give up and/or finish it.) [This story is Now Completly Discontinued. There is no Improved Version Coming.] ((⬆This has just been found out to be a lie.)) [Someone erase this cancer from my past for Christs sake plEaSe-]

SCPs but now with 20% more existential dread by DoodleandBug

Welcome to SCP, where we have critical tomatoes and melty masks. I'm your guide for today. Have fun, don't touch that, Seriously Don't Touch That If You Value Your Life, and yeah. I change the description every once in a while, so try to remember the basics: - you do NOT recognise the bodies in the water, you hear me? - if I contact you about unsolicited memes, do not worry. that's just my evil clone. - we are having none of that 'bigger on the inside' nonsense - logical arguments are recommended SCP doesn't belong to me, and never will It's too much power. i literally dont want to look at this anymore lmao

Forever [pokediger1 fanfiction] COMPLETED ✔️ by coolkayla003

"will you love me forever?" I knew things wouldn't last. nothing is forever. nothing is eternal. you lied to me, just like the rest. never come back, and I mean it. maybe, just maybe. [completed and edited] ••• Reached 1k reads: 1/9/17 ❤

Scp-4000 And Scp [Insert Scp number Here] Newscapepro Scp Au Completed by Scp_fan

I have always been here since I was 13. Why? My name is Cory Crater I worked at the Scp Foundation. Because I'm an "Scp" myself Scp-4000 I'm now 23 I've been through a fire when I was 1 month old. The doctors replace my face with a camera. I gain the ability to tell there was a picture was taken, when was he or she was born, where was he or she was wearing, and more creepier how did he or she died and I have the ability to take pictures with my face and I loved hanging around new or old people especially get along with all Scps. Safe or Euclid or Keter Scps I get along with any Scp. But things are weird when your the only human with camera face and feels weird and some Scps enjoy picking on me and teasing me and see how my life turns out. Started: June 22, 2018 Ended July 28, 2019

Shinso and Erasermic Family Oneshots by exhaustedweeb420

Just a bunch of oneshots about Shinso, Erasermic, and the Erasermic Family concept. feel free to leave requests!! This is a re-write of the original from my first account. I'm not going to include the chapter "Explaining" as I've re-read it and decided I fucking hate it. 😁 warnings: angst, heavy topics, such as: S/H, self unaliving, S/A, depressing themes in general, etc. NOTE: Some are just word-for-word copies, some are complete re-writes

Started in the light, pulled to the dark ( a Sharkboy and lavagirl story) by The_Toddler_Online

I know what you must be thinking. Why not name this title ' the adventures of Sharkboy, lavagirl and whatever my name is'? Well because that would of ruin the whole story. For this is not really my story, i was not created as a dream. I'm an actual human and I did not come from max, nor planet drool. I was born on earth like every other normal child there is. The only thing different about me is that I have a special power. Although I don't seem to know about this power, nor understand how to use it I'm a main target for everyone. I can rather save everybody from a terrible event or destroy everyone within seconds. Because of this I am very weary around people and shy too. As I try my best to blend in it becomes harder and harder each day to keep my self from exposing this energy. The worse part is I don't even know I have it! Well not until later on. Until that time comes I have a lot more to fix to be prepared for it. Highest Rank: #16 in lavagirl

Not Tommy Anymore by DeadInsideSecretly

Read the first part, I promise my writing is better than a 6 year olds. If any CC in this is uncomfortable with it let me know so I can take it down, I will admit I'm unaware of all of their boundaries and would like to be educated on it so I can keep our favorite people comfortable, it is not my wish to make anyone unhappy so please let me know if I've crossed any lines.

mcyt oneshits (discontinued bc its shit!) by Lesbixnn

!!discontinued because its shit!! stop liking this goddammit minecraft youtubers am i right (no😈) yes, no minors though!! Anyways contains literally anything (LIED!!) Angst (there's only one💀) Fluff (ok) Smut (what) I KNOW ITS CALLED MCYT ONESHITS I PUT THAT ON PURPOSE LOL (haha so quirky uwu😘) Edit: 6/10/22 i am back, i dont care if somebody reads this anymore because tbh, it will be one of the books i can look back to and laugh.

The Redemption of Maximus by TonyaDavis240

The world is screwed up place. Everyone in it just wants peace when it isn't promised to nobody. We work for ourselves to try to improve our ways of life only for someone who has more to take it. Everything is about monetary gain and if you don't got the green you better have a way to survive. Help wont come when you need it. There is no home and having shame is a simple thing of the past. We all tell people to have hope. We tell them that if they work hard enough that change will eventually come and with that change they will find their happy ending. I've watched humans kill for that happy ending. I've committed murder when a tyrant thought to torture the only good thing in this world I have ever found in this fucked up place. Even when I tried to save it, I still lost it. Yeah, you heard right. I am no saint. This world is far from cupcake and t ,rainbows and their isn't not one soul that could tell me different. I have had to fight to survive since the day I lii I broke out of an egg into this world. No one has ever known where I came from and from the moment I got here I've never know any kindness. I have always been the odd one out because I was different. I'm not talking different just because the color of my skin. I'm talking different because when I get well and truly pissed I turn into a vicious monster. I'm not talking a kiddie monster like the one that creeps under your bed while you are sleeping or chooses to hide in your closet. I'm the type that you cant get away from. I travel through space and time. If I want you, I will have you. I have the powers of invisibility on my side, and you will never see me coming. There is no one that can catch me because I can poof away at the drop of a hat. If that doesn't scare you than the thousands of scars on my body and my size definitely will. But who cares about that shit anyway. Looks aren't everything. I am Maximus.

When two worlds collide by SarcasticAndBritish

When both of our species were created, we were destined to have a mate within our own species. I have been searching for my mate since I was 18 when I first shifted except I have yet to find her. Imagine being the only werewolf without their mate. Having no one to hold, love and trust it leaves you heart broken seeing other were wolves with their mates. But I have a feeling that something big is coming and it will change both of our species altogether. This is my story of how love can be the most powerful thing alive......

Inseparable by CrazySpooderMonster

If you doubt your writing skills, read this book. It'll make you feel better, trust me. I wrote this when I was in sixth grade, and now I can't even get through the first chapter without cringing. Okay, here we go: ------------- Before I tell you my story, I have something to tell you. My twin sister, Fern, and I, we are special. Not the kind of special like we are the best at an instrument or we know more facts about something than anyone else. We are so special that our connection is something that only happens every million years. we also inherited something random from our adopted mom that makes us SUPER special. To find another of us would take over a hundred-million years. You have to promise to not tell anyone though. If you do, scientists will come for us by the thousands. We would be put on public display where millions would flock around to get a mere glimpse of us and what makes us special. Scientists and genetic experts on many grounds would put us in cages. They would come and force us to be part of painful, tiring experiments. This already happened once, we don't want it to happen again. If you promise not to tell anyone, I'll tell you. Fern and I have the ability to communicate with each other and other telepathic people without moving our mouths over long distances. And... We have fire and ice powers.

Fix it & Survive (Backrooms) [OLD] by Zizi3030

**THIS IS THE OLD VERSION; GO CHECK OUT THE NEW VERSION CALLED 'Deception & Survival (Backrooms) ON MY ACCOUNT! ALSO, THIS VERSION OF THE COVER IS BY ONE OF MY FELLOW CREATORS, ARTICALOS, SO PLEASE GO CHECK THEM OUT!!!!** It all starts off with a partygoer (Smilie) and a partypooper (J); entities that should have been natural enemies, becoming friends. When the fun war starts, they separate. After lives through the trauma, and now wonders whether he was right to trust his partygoer friend. Smilie seems to encounter J, and since then, won't leave them alone. Along with their friend group, what unparalleled adventures awaits them? [!DISCLAIMER!] This story isn't canon to the backrooms, and may be inaccurate, and include a lot of head cannons. The events, story, and people in this fan fiction are all fictional. I do allow others to reference and or use my characters only with my permission. (Please don't use them for inappropriate things.) =) / =( [!WARNING!] This story will include mature themes and may include some blood, gore, violence, threatening, blackmail, profanity, kidnapping, etc. Viewer discretion is advised. Feel free to message your opinions/suggestions/constructive criticism in the comments, but don't say any offensive or rude things, or else I'll have to report or delete your comment. Also this is my 1st time writing a book, so feel free to give me any tips! Please go visit @Articalos/@StarRCoffi, and see their beautiful art! Started on: February 12th, 2023 First Published on: February 12th, 2023 Update Schedule: Too crazy to track. Last Updated (Old): June 25th, 2023

I love love errorink!! by ApplesTheFaerie

IN OTHER WORDS!!! An Errorink oneshot series I'll update every five million years. This contains SMUT be warned ^^

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A 𝑯𝑱𝑷 𝑿 𝑭𝒆𝒎. 𝑫𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒐𝒅 𝑶𝑪 𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓯𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷. _____________________________________ ╰┈➤ 𝑰𝒏 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝑷𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 started his Hogwarts journey in search for his childhood friend he grew up hearing stories about from his parents. ╰┈➤ What will happen when he finds out on the first day of Hogwarts that 𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 𝑨𝒗𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐, the childhood friend turned out just the opposite of how he imagined her to be. ╰┈➤ Join the two polar opposites in their journey of discovering undying love for each other + discovering the mysteries and conspiracies of a family with generations of long background as the world doesn't know that the last blood among them has a new game of conspiracy to throw on the board. Against whom? Do you believe everything in the world is real? Or the world itself is an illusion, just present in the consciousness of brain? Dive in to find out. !! NO GHOST READERS ZONE !! ⋆ 𝑬𝒙𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 ⋆ ⋆ 𝑩𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝑩𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒅 ⋆ 𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒏 ⋆ 𝑭𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇 ⋆ _____________________________________ » 𝑷𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 - ᴶᵘⁿᵉ ³⁰, ²⁰²² (ᴼⁿᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ) » 𝑼𝒑𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 - ʷᵉᵉᵏᵉⁿᵈˢ _____________________________________ ᴾʳᵒᵍʳᵉˢˢ ᴹᵉᵗᵉʳ ʸᵉᵃʳ ¹ 🌕🌕🌕🌖🌚🌚🌚 ᴰᴴ ᴬᶜʰⁱᵉᵛᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ 🥈 ᴮᵉˢᵗ ᵐᵃⁱⁿ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳ ⁱⁿ Qᵘⁱᵈᵈⁱᵗᶜʰ ᴬʷᵃʳᵈˢ 𝑰 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑷𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅, 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒄 𝒂𝒏𝒅

Earthonia Immortal Love by TGdonovan

E28 held the entire world within his orange ethereal glowing hands. To most people, being twenty-four years old for all eternity, sounds like a pretty sweet deal. No elderly body aches, your sex drive remains on 100%, and you'll forever be in the prime of your life. Well, in their quest for scientific breakthroughs, our brilliant, overachieving ancestors unknowingly rewrote the entire genetic playbook for our bloodline-long before I was even conceived. By running experiments on themselves, they inadvertently spliced and hardcoded their DNA with something not even they fully understood. The result? Earl Williams the 28th. Born with a delightful grab bag of 5th-dimensional (5D) abilities, including, but not limited to, immortality. And I know what you're thinking. 'Wow! Immortality? That's incredible!' Well, let's see if you feel the same way after falling in love with your soulmate, watching them grow old and die, while you just keep on, existing. Turns out, eternal youth isn't all it's cracked up to be. In fact, it can be less of a gift, and more of a life sentence. Just after Earl's 400th birthday he discovered his 5th dimensional abilities could take him pretty far; literally. As in intergalactic travel. Over time he met other interdimensional beings. Such as Draco, a powerful 4D being who motioned for the ICU to immediately annihilate all of humanity, in order to give Earth time to rebuild its natural resources. Initially, the Intergalactic Chamber of the Universe granted Draco permission to follow through with his murderous plan. However, Earl stepped in and pleaded for humanity's relocation instead of their annihilation. You see Earl himself was earth born. Only as a teenager, did he discover his 5D abilities. He saw the progress humanity had been making. He knew they had learned from their past environmental failures. In his opinion, the people of Earth didn't have to die. All they needed was a new start on a different planet.

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Machine

He's like a machine. He hates to be touched. He hates anything to be non-sanitized. He can't stand human emotion. He fakes a personality, just to seem okay. He hates technology, but is nothing without it. He's a professor to the class, but supposed to be a student. He teaches the same thing everyday, but was meant to be there only to learn. And then he loses control, unable to be a machine any longer, he begins to realize worshiping technology is nothing but a curse. He holds the life of an introvert, the life of a mad man, and he admits to it. All of it. ~~ "You're useless. Nothing but a controlled soul in a shell of a body." "Then just label me a machine, there is nothing more insane than that."