Life's a Sick Joke (Mick Mars X Reader) - Elizabeth - Wattpad

Story cover for Life's a Sick Joke (Mick Mars X Reader) by micksvodka

Life's a Sick Joke (Mick Mars X Reader)

Reads 23,671
Votes 585
Parts 22
Time 4h 32m

Reads 23,671
Votes 585
Parts 22
Time 4h 32m

80srock glammetal glamrock lifeisasickjoke lovestory mickmars motleycrue nikkisixx robertalandeal rock rocknroll tommylee vinceneil

Mick Mars story

"And what if Mick will be there?"

"I will try my best to become invisible."
                                 
                               ∆

"I want to be sober when I'm talking to you. I want to remember everything you say and tell me." My heart skipped a beat. 

                               ∆
No.1 in #mickmars 01/08/2020 thank you guysssAll Rights Reserved

80srock glammetal glamrock lifeisasickjoke lovestory mickmars motleycrue nikkisixx robertalandeal rock rocknroll tommylee vinceneil

Table of contents

22 parts

Sign up to add Life's a Sick Joke (Mick Mars X Reader) to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

•uncles bandmate• by tellercrue

jennifer mars moved in with her uncle, mick mars who was the guitarist for the popular band mötley crüe, after her parents kicked her out after a huge argument on her smoking a cigarette. mick was the only one who would be willing to take her in. though, he made a strict rule that when she met the band she wasn't allowed to date or have a romantic relationship with any of them and she had no problem with it and obeyed. but the moment the band saw her, they couldn't help but swoon over the pretty girl. except, she kept her eyes on the drummer but he was the only one who wasnt head over heels like the other two... !! i own nothing but the writing !!

Söbriety • Mötley Crüe • by chelseanics

Ryan McAllister meets Nikki Sixx in rehab in 1988, instantly feeling a connection. Neither of them know how much they share in common or what's to come, but they know they won't be separated-for long. Warnings: 18+, drug use, overdose, language, smut, sexual assault, abuse, suicide and death. **Y'all, I'm so glad you're enjoying this story so much, but please don't steal my ideas and rewrite my shit. THIS IS THE ONLY/ORIGINAL VERSION OF SÖBRIETY.** Started: 3/18/21 Finished: 4/11/22

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭-MöTLEY CRüE (discontinued) by AshMashPash5

When Mick Mars brings his niece to an audition, and manages to change both of their lives forever... - #1 -MotleyCrew

𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 ✄𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐤𝐢 𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐱 by GirlyDixon

"𝐈'𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬." "𝐇𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮." "𝐇𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭." Readers who are 18+ are more than welcome to read. If under 18, read at your own risk. This story does contain swearing, drug usage, sexual content, alcohol usage, and mentions of drug and alcohol addiction. Created on May 6th, 2019. *Please note that this book will not feature Douglas Booth as Nikki Sixx. I will use scenes and sayings from the movie because Mötley Crüe proved them to be true but that is all I will be using from the film. I do not own Mötley Crüe only the characters I had created.

RED HOT. (t. lee) by missjrmars

At that moment, she remembered all the fights, all the tears, and all the drunken nights. It was all worth it. ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ (tommy lee x fem!oc) ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ WARNING: This story contains heavy themes including nsfw content, explicit language, heavy drinking, use of hard drugs, and death. Please read at your own risk. ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ #4 in heavy metal 9/4/22 #19 in motley crue 10/24/22 #13 in vince neil 2/19/23 #27 in mick mars 7/13/23

𝗦𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗹 🤍 by XxQueencolourXx

💧𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗸𝗶 𝗦𝗶𝘅𝘅 𝗫 𝗩𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝗶𝗹 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻💧 •🤍•🤍•🤍•🤍• 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 1988, 𝗠𝗼̈𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘆 𝗖𝗿𝘂̈𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗿𝗲𝗵𝗮𝗯 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗮𝗹𝗯𝘂𝗺, 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗹𝗯𝘂𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁- 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝘀. 𝗛𝗼𝘄𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿, 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗸𝗶 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗩𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 1983- 𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘆 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲... 𝗗𝗼𝗰 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗼𝘂𝗴 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁... 𝘀𝗼 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝘀 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻? 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗗𝗼𝗰 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗼𝘂𝗴 𝗯𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗱𝗼 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁? 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗸𝗶 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗩𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘀

𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗠𝗲 🤍 by XxQueencolourXx

💗𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗸𝗶 𝗦𝗶𝘅𝘅 𝗫 𝗩𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝗶𝗹 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻💗 •🤍•🤍•🤍•🤍• 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 1987, 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗩𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗸𝗶 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿... 𝗶𝗳 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗸𝗶'𝘀 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼𝗶𝗻. 𝗩𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝘁𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗿𝘂𝗴𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗸𝗶 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗱𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱. 𝗦𝗼, 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗸𝗶 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗮 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗩𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝘁𝗼𝗼? 𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗩𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗼𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗸𝗶 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝗿 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗲? 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗸𝗶 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗿𝘂𝗴𝘀? 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗶𝗳 𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀? 𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗩𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗸𝗶 𝗽𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆? 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁... •🤍•🤍•🤍•🤍•

𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝗚𝗼 𝗢𝗳 𝗠𝘆 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗱 🤍 by XxQueencolourXx

☁️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗸𝗶 𝗦𝗶𝘅𝘅 𝗫 𝗧𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘆 𝗟𝗲𝗲 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻☁️ {𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 2 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀} •🤍•🤍•🤍•🤍• 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗸𝗶 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁. 𝗔 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗻𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘄, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗶𝘁 𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗵𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘆'𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿. 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲? 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗧𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽? 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁... •🤍•🤍•🤍•🤍• Highest Rank: #622 in rock #22 in terrorcest

friend of ours by tellercrue

tommy lee has always been my brothers best friend and i developed a hug crush on tommy when i was about 14 and he was 16. we all grew up together in los angeles, california, but we had to move across the country to jacksonville, florida when my dad passed away due to lung cancer from smoking too much. it devastated us, he was such a good guy. but in good news, one day i found out that my brother and i would be moving back to LA after he got a job as a music studio producer! !! i own nothing but the writing !!

How To Train a Rockstar (Complete) by Allie_36020

Nikki Sixx has been eagerly waiting for the day when the lineup of his new band would be complete. The assemblage was only missing one member. He'd found a drummer, his best friend Tommy Lee. Nikki had also hired guitarist Mick Mars out of a newspaper advertisement. And he himself played bass. But he still needed a frontman. He'd met quite a few, but none of them were the perfect fit. One night, he went to a club with his bandmates and found the most beautiful singer he'd ever seen with the most perfect voice he'd ever heard. But this perfect singer by the name of Vince Neil had just one problem: He was simply a bit too...sweet and innocent. Could Nikki train him to create the ideal rockstar?

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

•uncles bandmate• cover

Söbriety • Mötley Crüe • cover

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭-MöTLEY CR�üE (discontinued) cover

𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 ✄𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐤𝐢 𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐱 cover

RED HOT. (t. lee) cover

𝗦𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗹 🤍 cover

𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗠𝗲 🤍 cover

𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝗚𝗼 𝗢𝗳 𝗠𝘆 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗱 🤍 cover

friend of ours cover

How To Train a Rockstar (Complete) cover

•uncles bandmate•

jennifer mars moved in with her uncle, mick mars who was the guitarist for the popular band mötley crüe, after her parents kicked her out after a huge argument on her smoking a cigarette. mick was the only one who would be willing to take her in. though, he made a strict rule that when she met the band she wasn't allowed to date or have a romantic relationship with any of them and she had no problem with it and obeyed. but the moment the band saw her, they couldn't help but swoon over the pretty girl. except, she kept her eyes on the drummer but he was the only one who wasnt head over heels like the other two... !! i own nothing but the writing !!