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A Search for Donald Cottee is a comic tragedy. Donald is an internet Quixote. He and Poncho Suzie, have retired to Benidorm. Their new life is an eternal holiday. To record the precious, they blog. There is money in vice, more in trading people. Finally, still trying to do good, Donkey Cottee and Poncho Suzie leave us with an enigma.All Rights Reserved

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