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    Athanasius Finch: Private Dick | ONC 2020
    Athanasius Finch: Private Dick | ON...
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    • Reads
      Reads 3,527
      3,5273.5K
    • Votes
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      476476
    • Parts
      Parts 13
      1313
    • Time
      Time 2h 25m
      2 hours, 25 minutes2h 25m
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    Beatrix Cagliostro, a starving Doctor in Letters, is hired as a Ghostwriter by Athanasius Finch, an eccentric and megalomaniac P.I, and together they will solve the biggest mystery there is: how to pay rent and not die trying. 
        
                                                                                           ***** 
        
        
        Beatrix Cagliostro(pen name) thought she had hit rock bottom as a starving artist in New York with an art degree that only qualified her to be a Subway's Sandwich Artist®, but when she finds an Ad for a live-in ghostwriter/sidekick, she jumps at the opportunity. 
        
        What she couldn't predict was that her new employer, the self-proclaimed "World's Third Best Detective" Athanasius Finch, would flip her world upside-down as he peels back the fat upperbelly of New York's society in a conspiracy involving evil personal care products, secret American royalty, and oddly watery Clamato. 
        
        But the biggest mystery of all, one that will take their whole, undivided attention, is how to make it to next month without starving in the process. 
        
                                                                        *****
        
        My entry for the #OpenNovellaContest using prompt #58 "If we are assigning blame, then this is your fault for leaving me alone with explosives in the first place."
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    • death
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    Table of contentsLast updated May 05, 2020
    • Feces, And Their Repeated Ocurrances
    • Water, Sun, Vampire, Vegan.
    • Jack Of No Trade, Master Of All
    • Life Is A Cereal, And All I Have Is A Pasta Strainer and Orange Juice
    • Let The Fat One In
    • Lacroix Is Just Spicy Water
    • Super, Duper, Influencer Tupperware Party
    • The Power Of Love And Firepower
    • Koalas, Clamato, And Champagne Concussions
    • Plan F
    • A Conspiracy Of Dunces
    • Признания хардбасс энтузиастов
    • The Bumfuzzling Misadventures Of Athanaisus Finch, Public Idiot - End

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    • Feces, And Their Repeated Ocurrances
    • Water, Sun, Vampire, Vegan.
    • Jack Of No Trade, Master Of All
    • Life Is A Cereal, And All I Have Is A Pasta Strainer and Orange Juice
    • Let The Fat One In
    • Lacroix Is Just Spicy Water
    • Super, Duper, Influencer Tupperware Party
    • The Power Of Love And Firepower
    • Koalas, Clamato, And Champagne Concussions
    • Plan F
    • A Conspiracy Of Dunces
    • Признания хардбасс энтузиастов
    • The Bumfuzzling Misadventures Of Athanaisus Finch, Public Idiot - End
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