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Filter[ Harry Potter × Voldemort] (crack)

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Reads 369
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Parts 3
Time 8m

DeluxeMightyTaeconda

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Finished. 

this is a oneshit.yes, a shitty oneshot. so basically I read this fanfic comment and there was a part where harry potter and voldemort were included. and it was kinky. so I decided to write a story about "har-mort". 

I'll try to make it as funny as possible. as I said, it's a crack fic. 
 
I don't know why I wrote this

harry will be voldemort's bish.

copyrights: jk Rowling

credits: harry Potter franchise

~let the show begin~All Rights Reserved

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