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Creepy Uncle Sam's Gastronomy Guide For The Apocalypse

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Parts 31
Time 4h 27m

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A no-nonsense, fairly silly, guide to cooking during the apocalypse. 

This guide will teach you how to cook, how to make your own recipes, basic fundamentals of cuisine, why brown is the tastiest color, how to prevent your pee from attracting marauders, and how to gain the trust of your local metal gang with some heartfelt homemade chocolate cookies. 

There is no reason why the apocalypse can't be tasty!All Rights Reserved

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REALLLY REALLY REALLY AWFUL STORY FROM 2020 READ AT UR OWN RISK XOXO 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙪𝙚𝙨 "𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮" 𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨𝙤𝙣, 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙝, i𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣. 𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙝 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙚, 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙝, 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣. 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚, 𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙝 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮, 𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙝 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮 𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙛 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙝. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙖 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧. 𝘼 𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙡 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣. 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮'𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠...... 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙛