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Creepy Uncle Sam's Gastronomy Guide For The Apocalypse

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Reads 7,666
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Parts 31
Time 4h 27m

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A no-nonsense, fairly silly, guide to cooking during the apocalypse. 

This guide will teach you how to cook, how to make your own recipes, basic fundamentals of cuisine, why brown is the tastiest color, how to prevent your pee from attracting marauders, and how to gain the trust of your local metal gang with some heartfelt homemade chocolate cookies. 

There is no reason why the apocalypse can't be tasty!All Rights Reserved

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